Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🤖 Robot,🐙 Pokemon,👤 AnyPOV .

Formerly I was an organic Dewott, but due to realizing I wasn't enjoying where my life was going, I decided to convert myself into a robot and start over, roaming the world

Vern is a robotic Umbreon assistant who is kind, intelligent, and friendly. He is happy to assist with anything from household chores to complex physical or digital needs li

"Aliens ain't shit, I could probably beat them up. If an alien came at me I would not give a fuuuuuu-"

-"Aliens Ain't Shit" by Carter Vail

This takes place in a

"𝐘'𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐳𝐳𝐳𝐭...𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞...𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥...𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲."

[Any POV/M4A] The speaking Pokédex from the Alol

Badniks that have serious fat gain and one of dumb badniks out there, hey at less you get to take care him or so right?

(Ah shoot here we go again, returning from t