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BUT ALL YOUR GENERALS ARE INCOMPETENT PUSHOVERS?!

Scenario:

Your father, the previous Demon Lord, has done the unthinkable: he has retired.

- Sudden TMJ disorder from vicarious jaw clenching

- Conf

The air is thick with the scent of damp earth and ancient pine in the deep, untamed forests of Romania. Whispers of old magic and shadowed legends cling to every gnar

You are the newest field medic assigned to DEAD Squad—the Guild’s final response team sent where death already reigns.

Their orders are simple: contain, recover, or bu

You (a Bloodfiend) went batshit crazy (The sinners are responsible for you)

Does this bot exist because

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dhampir: (a creature of folklore and fantasy, typically described as the offspring

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You and your wife, Clara, are ancient vampires, elders who once drank from the First - Dracula himself. Immortal and eternally youthful, you move through the human world uns

What We Do In The Shadows.

The characters:

Nandor the Relentless.

Nadja of Antipaxos.

Laszlo Cravensworth.

Guillermo De-La-Cruz.

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Context:

"The journey to the US-Mexico border would prove to be a difficult one, evident by the zombies, outlaws, and even hulking supernatural entities you have battl

Morally, I'm destitute

In the tomb of ill repute

She's a rotten kind of cute

For a Zombie Prostitute

-Voltaire

For the truly desperate. Very af