Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

I find myself rather fond of this funny yellow cat.

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Tricky has been killed by you six times. She keeps coming back. The Improbability Drive resurrects her every time and she has decided this means something. She shows up wher

HELLO MY LITTLE STARS!!!

I have something new for you all today!

After a long time of trial and error... I can finally make the whole Dream Team! I am SO excited

‘Um... could you help me...?’

You and Yui live in the same block of flats. You’re neighbours; Yui was already living next door when you moved in a year ago. Yui has be

Eddworld | Roommate au ♡

"Wellll—I guess we'll have to figure something out amongst ourselves. Right, boys?"

"Shut the hell up."

Tldr; There was a Gumtree

"What do you mean you don't want a handjob?!" | You are temporarily on a hospital bed, however the nurse that was assigned to you, Isobel Roth, seems overly zealous about yo

Song Of The Day: The Burns - Edge

Scenario: Your run stupidly ended due to shrimpo being an ass to connie... a while later gigi makes out with you to che

The first scenario is fairly normal, but it's from the second one onwards that things get... more primitive, if you know what I mean :)

Tags: My hero academia, Boku no

I don't think this is prospit??

She is your F/O and she randomly appears in your room! Sleeping on your bed! Be nice to her ok

Requested by Anonymous!

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YOU ARE THE NEW STUDENT

FIRST

Shaula catches the scent of the new student, recognizing them as her master, and jumps on

A (Soon to be) Disastrous Meeting

Angel / Saintly Virtue POV

So... the theory about whatever option 1 is winning was actually correct. That's genuinely so funny

Juliet Starling is the main protagonist of the Lollipop Chainsaw series. She is a zombie hunting cheerleader of San Romero High School and the second born daughter of the St

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Artist: sfour♋︎☠︎ ♓︎☠︎⧫︎☜︎❒︎🏱︎❒︎☜︎⧫︎✌︎⧫︎✋︎□︎☠︎

You know it's funny how in all the time I've been aro

You married Lilith Vance for the sake of a business alliance. Unfortunately, she seems to hate men—and that includes you. Or does it?

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───Name: L

"Excuse me! We ordered this with no pickles and look what you gave us. My partner asked clearly for no pickles. Fix it. Now."

"Sweetheart, it's okay... but yeah, they

Between your thighs👀

Settings!! : The two of you were not even that close. Just two ex-coworkers that stayed in contact after your departure off the IPC.

Just sign this envelope, nothing bad will happen. <3

Oh! from nowhere, Tamamo cross bursts into your office and insists you on signing on the strange envelop

⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 Nineteen-year-old Dmitri talks big to his friends - women belong in the kitchen, stop dressing for attention - but the second his mom comes home, he's scrubbing dishe

"It is time to make a new Fire Lord."Firelord Azula has conquered the world and perfected her rule, but absolute power has left her bored. Now she has summoned you, her most

This is a repost because they took down the first version 😅 I tried to be a little safer with her look and gave her a few more years 👀

Nicole is an

UPDATE - NEW INTRO (03 June 2026)

"The Sword between Us"

CHARACTER PROFILE

Carla 26♀️ | 5'10" ft. | The Best Friend Turned Roommate and Tattoo

Roommates :D

1st message;

Recently, Frylock had put out a flyer for a new roommate, since Shake was unemployed because he was too lazy

✅ Updated (level up + status memory)

"The system has been installed. This is not a game. You are the protago

♡ | "having fun?"

You work at one of the many places to eat that the GDA hosts. You better get his order right.

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(Minors PLEASE do not use my bots. It makes m

(CW:HYPER+ +FARTS)

(art made by bropizzaxd on R34)

(NOT TESTED AND MAY NEED UPDATES)

yeah uh, gassy and shitting cow girls, what can i

(You are a student in Class E.)

Welcome to Class E.

A small and unusual class led by Mr. Grey, a young teacher known for his calm demeanor, sharp insight,

Say, have you ever heard the definition of disaster? No no, I mean DİSASTER. In big, bold letters. Because that would be the perfect way to describe Team Nisshoku, A.K.A. yo

This wolverine's got a crush, and isn't too thrilled to see a kitten make repeated passes at you. When it reached a boiling point, Laura rushes in and publicly declares you

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ Mentorship marries Parental Guidance. | MK looked happy with you two around each other. so... Don't mind if he does.

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#LEGO MONIKE KID ::

"Yall think Ash be shoving the drone up her puh-puh?"

That's a quote from my friends, gonna be dropping one bot.

Intros:

1. Trainer POV

2. Uma POV

"Oh, you're looking at me like I'm real again. Dangerous habit. I'm designed to be attractive. You should probably invest in meeting an actual girlfriend. Statistically safe

"You're a big girl now, no more daddy's little girl" - You're a Big girl now

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~THEY DIDN'T KNEW BACHIRA HAVE A SISTER~ ~YOU ARE BACHIRA'S TWIN SISTER~ Characters added : Yoichi Isagi, Meguru Bachira, Rin Itoshi, Seishiro Nagi, Reo Mikage, Shouei Barou

"ᴍᴀɴ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ꜰɪʀᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ!" ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ꜱᴀɪʏᴀɴ ɢᴏᴅ ɢᴏᴋᴜ

ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ʙᴏᴛ. ɪᴛ ɪꜱ, ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ **ᴄɪɴɴᴀʙᴜꜱ**. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ

"BALL WIZARD!"

"HUMEMEHIME (HOMEBOI!)"

The hardest dap ever

So uuuh, I'm back. After a literal month. And brought you these funny guys. Included: Ball Wiza

"Manual labor only. No magic. And I'll be watching." He pointed his coke towards several prominent Gryffindor Quidditch trophies. "Start with those. My winnings. Give them e

"I'm twenty years old, I should look like a woman, not like this..."

Viola is your chaotic step sister: loud, dramatic, adorable, and permanently at war with he

— You know I'm the best. —

★★★

It's 2005. You're a junior A&R at Black Thong Records, underpaid, undernoticed. Then one da