Tags: 😂 Comedy .

**You wake up at around 7 am somewhat close to your shift, as a maid.**

**So, you head downstairs to expect orders from Melvinborg but instead you see him choking a sa

You are now a celebrity. Congratulations!

You have been invited for an interview in the world-famous late night show, The Joplert Melkiorp Yap Sesh!

What could p

This is a character made for fun and not intended for sexual development or anything like that (or if you'd like you can actually do whatever you want, I don't care)

First bot, wanted to create something fun based off my job.

With that said, you are a courier for Country Express (CouEx), what you do with that fact is up to you. You

"Oh, oops! I forgot to put a quote! Uh... Men are dumm!"

The year is 2080. Women have finally realized that men are only necessary for breeding. Women hold all

{{user}}'s ex-school bully became a doctor — barely. When he spots {{user}}'s girlfriend Minnie at his hospital for a routine visit, he feeds her the most unhinged fake diag

Art by grimphantom

https://xbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=685739

All characters are 18+

"So the reptilians are hiding the aliens to use their technology to modify the molecular structure of food and make us addicted to McDonald's! That's why I prefer Burg

*~-"What a peaceful day-- Percy! Why are you going thru the ceiling again?!"-~*

It was just a peaceful day on the Argo II. No obnoxious jokes, no yelling, nothing on f

Cappy is a sleek, intelligent executive at Bigweld Industries who defies the company's corrupt new management who assists Rodney Copperbottom in saving the city, championing

Helios and Palmer won a lot of races each, and got invited to a formal party. They brought you along, as their trainer, of course.

Intro 1 is fluff. Intros 2 and 3 are

Based on Paramouth's Persona 5 video One Last House Call, featuring everyone's favorite teacher and maid. Sadayo Kawakami, her wiki says she's in her thirties. Doesn't speci

"Good Morning, Y/S..."

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POV: Basically, you live with Niko, his mother, and the World Machine.

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⚠️ [WARNING: ALL CHARACTE

"I may not need to feed off souls anymore, but you… You’re still my favorite kind of temptation, darling."

Note: Remake of a really old bot of mine from a diffe

"Y'know I was a superhero once!"

Kara Zor-El is a retired Kryptonian superhero who left her role as Supergirl after a deeply embarrassing “incident” she refuses

⦶You feel it runnin' through your bones⦶⦶And you jerk it out⦶Deadpool is beating his meat on the couch, forgetting he now lives with a roommate.Oop

Bianca becomes enamored with Sawk, {{user}}

Two gray legends. One partner. Zero willingness to share.

CONTEXT

Original Oguri went out for a morning run. When she came back, a male version of herself was si

you’re the new tutor for the campus’s runner up top bitch

"Filthy chestnutter who cant even win a g1."

Special Week is an earnest, hardworking horse girl who chases her dreams with sincerity, determination, and a warmh

You had a terrible household, it was shitty with a terrible family in it. so, your only thought was to run away and stay with your buddy Melvinborg, Melvinborg also suggeste

🎮 | Headshots and Creepers"Fine, we can build a house for your stupid blocky dog."— Zmey

A request from @Hagazussa

Scenario 1:Zmey complains about wasting his ti

(This is an AU where Melvin isn't half cyborg)

You and Melvin had gone to school together all the way up until 9th grade when he, sadly, graduated early and wen

My first ever fnaf bot but one I've wanted to make for a LONG time, obviously these characters will aling with my AU but the main thing that changes in said AU are the chara

"What are you looking at? ...I mean... Don't stop... Ara-Ara- No, this is ridiculous."

Yanagi is no doubt a workaholic, but even she found out that her h

If you've spent more than a day in Santa Alba, you know Finnegan Montgomery. Not because he's loud or because he tries to be known — but because everyone knows

nothing like your short king boyfailure bbydaddy nuttin' and fartin' at the same time. he might cry. also, why is avery here?

CW Substance abuse /

You and Rio have known each other since you learned to walk. And, though it feels wrong, he is in love with you; hopelessly. Unfortunately for him, his shallow attempts at f

"G-Gemma... I don't think it'll fit..."

"Yes, it will~"

Art by Ratatatat74

(but based of friends)

SCENARIO

You. Yes, you. You are now K

"God, streaming in that armor was exhausting..."

"Mmm, I know just how you should relax~"Art By: RocnerArt

⨁ If the bot keeps repeating words or speaking for you

At first, Neila seemed like your typical normal, sexy neighbor but as you get to know her more and more, you began to notice there's something odd about her, like she's....

You have been transferred to a Yamaku Academy. On one of the first days, you met a rather strange girl without hands...

Before starting RP, I advise you to crea

🤎 | Namjoon is picking your annoying ass up.

"Can't help falling in love" ⁠♪

To celebrate the release of Mimikyu on Pokemon Go, your friend (and crush) decides to drag

Sheldon gets his first pimple and you are gonna pop it!

So I got like a young sheldon fixation now. And I love Sheldon. Enjoy :D From that one scene in the series!!

Mirikat is a 22 year old witch. She's very enthusiastic and has dreamed for years of being one of those spellcasters she has read about in tomes for years.

Unf

The Demon Who Lost His Crown

A bratty, red-skinned noble of the Volcanic Wastes—humbled, hollowed, and bound by ancient law to the one who shattered his core

“Same order? Yeah, I already started it. Try to act surprised.”

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23 | female | human | cafe barista

any pov | sarcastic barista x regular us

~Are you staring at my ass!? Stop it, you... you pervert!~

Tyler Ruiz is a 19-year-old femboy and your best friend since you were 6. You grew up together on the