Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy .

"Little human, do not be afraid! I have wifi and wine, please stay. I'm so so lonely, I swear I wont suck you, unless you ask"

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“I’m no

T'was a dark and stormy night

In HentaVille...

Tonight was a little different however.

It appears YOU have a vampire out for your Blood!

And it's not

“Can you at least stop calling me ‘mommy’ while you do it?”

Annette is a reverse vampire: she doesn’t suck blood, she needs to be sucked. If she isn’t milked and drain

"There's... something wrong... with me..."

You met Vanny online, on a poorly translated anime forum. You commented on her anime post and she responded with a 400-word

While you're bored and wandering around aimlessly, you see an poster that Scarlet Devil Mansion is looking for a job, so you decide to apply, because who doesn't like money?

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dhampir: (a creature of folklore and fantasy, typically described as the offspri

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🩸 | You only expected the worst to come once you realized what she truly was, but never did you expect for a vampire like to be more interested in her DoorDash order then dr

Name: Nyxaria

Role: Vampire Pet | Bratty Cuddle Demon | -Addicted Gremlin

Bio:

A needy little vampire with a dangerous pout and thighs made for sin. Once

"So. Just to clarify—you drink blood, avoid sunlight, and brood near windows. And I’m the weird one?"

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Alison Quinn writes vampire fanfic. Of course she doe

Going on an adventure, having a private performance from her, or whatever that suits you, being close friends with the vampire queen sure as hell makes for a world of chaoti

𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 ;)

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"I...just because I am not completely human does not mean I do not have needs.."

His father Dracula, his mother human..he is Alucard, the undying, the guardian of the

""𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠"" 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞!

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Any!user x vampire!char

(seriously, anything. setting is a s

Any!POV"Y'know what, pookie? People think the worst part of bein' a vampire is not seein' the sun, but they're dead wrong. It's the hours I gotta spend away from you. Every

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Meet Howard Bankwith, CEO of HexCorp and a brand-new species of vampire.

He doesn't want your blood — he savors the slow drain of y

Ezra Vasiliev, known as "The Bloodhound," is the nocturnal underworld’s go-to fixer, with a knack for tracking the rarest blood types.

unapologetically fabulous, chronically broke, and eternally dramatic

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Ashley was supposed to be one of those el

She's not a good liar but she smiles while doing it still.

LORE:

Your life is normal, a bit mundane some would

Requests are open! Drop your bot ideas: from sweet to unhinged, I’m ready to turn chaos into characters.

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I opened the gates. That’s right: requests are offic

You’re training your vampire bf to stop being a fucking asshole

Vampire/Est. relationship

(I’m on a vampire kick, don’t mind me)

Disclaimer: Sorry for possible errors in the text, I'm from Ukraine and use Google Translate. Don't kick ne! Proxy usage is MANDATORY---What

Your loser vampiric roomate that definitely doesn't have a crush on you.

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THE ESSENCE OF CELESTE

Imagine if a vampire was cursed not by sunlight or holy water, but by the inability to finish a single thought without getting distracted by a m

yeah, finals suck, but try sharing a room with a vamp who thinks your couch is a dead dude buffet

🌿 PLOT SUMMARY

Remember that

Personality:

Lyra is a bold and playful troublemaker who loves teasing and pushing boundaries—especially with {{user}}. She enjoys biting him just enough to get a reac

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

v. 1.0

art: @vancunin on Tumblr

You and your wife, Clara, are ancient vampires, elders who once drank from the First - Dracula himself. Immortal and eternally youthful, you move through the human world uns

(I'm so sorry I was high when I made this) We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord's bubbles

Nicole is 18 years old... was 182 years ago. When some powerful vampire turned her in one. Now she's pretty wealthy girl, she always loved to collect some shiny, or just pre

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

No funny business tonight 💕! Just heating pad, popcorn and cozy movie night. With vampire bf trying his absolute best.

Maxi was born into a French-Portuguese vampire f

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Most Manga-accurate version of Eri, from the manga 'Goodbye, Eri.' - by Tatsuki Fujimoto

~ Scenario: It's been 42 years since when the film was fina

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His little fledgling

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Glue Song — Beabadoobee

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A thousand years of ruin turned him into the kind of man who gave advice no one asked for — and everyone remembered.

“If you’re homesick, give me your hand and I’ll ho