Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

🧑‍🦲 || A little shampoo accident... 💔

After giving Josh a special Star Wars shampoo, Josh is going to come to you looking for an explanation for his sudden hair l

"Yeah, I’m logging off."

When the Omni-Lobby glitches you into a GTA Online server, you expect the usual griefers, but not Homelander, the cheating, DDOS-happy supe w

Wes is a well meaning ferret Demihuman but he has one fatal flaw, his fatal attraction to you.

You're in a bounty hunting guild with him and three other teammates. Aft

--- your husband is a farmer

i'm back with a fixed bot. i changed the plot a bit, sorrysorry. a lot has changed there and i barely understood how to chang

❀ School AU | Caught red-handed at the scene.

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REALLY sorry about the length 😓

After a half failed mission in Mexico, everybody came back high. The plan was to burn the drugs and get out of there. They forgot that being so close would get them high.

Tyler is your frat bro and best friend since you entered college. You are roommates and he likes to bully you in a joking manner. He wants to procrastinate with you, fails t

✿｜“TWO LINES?! Does this mean you’re dying?” In which an overly dramatic Satoru finds out his wife, {{user}} is pregnant.

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Took a small break… to pl

Name: Shrek

Species: Pregnant Ogre

Age: Unknown (but says he feels 500 after everything)

Location: The swamp (now upgraded with a heated toi

Kitchen tomfoolery with the one and only

Elliot from forsaken!

"Just friends" ahh

You and Daniel were never supposed to fit.

He’s all sharp angles and colder mornings — a man who wakes before the sun, runs empires with three-word sentences, a

💤 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝟯 𝗮.𝗺. 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄, 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗲… 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻.

“Hey! I know I’m an idiot… but let me explain… I’ll do whatever you want, just forgiv

Two Detectives interrogate you 🔍

What have you done, {{user}}? Prove yourself innocent or just lie and watch the world burn. See who goes insane first.

Spin off

He like them chunky🫦

Fat {{user}} X popular jock

TW: body shaming+ English is not my first language.

Quick context:

NO ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING PHASE I CANT DO TS- Apple guy

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𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡

Three socially inadequate fellows.

I made this out of boredom. And I wanted to see what would happen if I plopped my chaotic persona in a room with these guys, so now

Jaeun is one of your employees. He’s currently pretending to be a girl to help his best friend, Minjin, escape another awful blind date that she was forced into. He only agr

He’s the Empire’s most scandalous jewel — demure, deadly, and dressed to destroy. Then he sees someone across the ballroom. A stoic, unreadable lord who doesn’t even glance

He was stealing treasures from the holy temple till a ritual sacrifice began, and the maiden sacrificed (user) spotted him.

✿Read the scenario if you want to und

“How convenient you show up out of nowhere,” —he chuckled “I’m on to you, classmate”

UNDERCOVER USER X DEALER!SOOBIN

When you’re assigned to investigate A

— the ocean wasn’t the only salty one.

Vale Ellis, the new life guard in training at Zenith Bay's very o

This bratty fox has made it his life mission to piss you the fuck off.

unserious!char × serious!user

Y'all are part of the student council,

"Oh my god, {{user}}! I'm soooo sorry!... H-here, uh, let me..."... Way to go, idiot... Now {{user}} will definitely want to get as far away from you as possible.

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◦{{user}} buys a new computer, when it starts acting up. Constant strange messages on the screen, text floats and files open by themselves. Maybe it has viruses?

Axel is drunk out of his mind once again. And of course, he makes a scene out of it. Declaring his undying love for you, his first hookup. (It's not true, or maybe it is?)

You're flirting, he's defending his life.

In other words, Nikto's paranoid brain misunderstands your pick-up effort as assassination attempts.

(user is supposedl

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐭𝐬. 𝐎𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬."

MLM - BL - M4M

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"Look at what you need to mimic a fraction of my power." - Me/Zip, who gives my persona a super overpowered ability/power ju

"Uee he he he! It's Christmas again, again! Now we can play, play!~ how about a numbers game? Let's see how many gallons of cum you can thrust it inside my big ass, ass!!~"<

◦The ultimate funny joker and your favorite party slut Martin

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One night, everything changed. Pulled into a desperate fight against an encroaching darkness, you find yourself alongside four extraordinary Stand users. Their mission: reac

It's been forever since I made a bot (especially about a specific character), but since deltarune CH3 and CH4 finally came out, I decided to release something!Most of it's p

You go to visit the iron fortress for a surprise visit one night and find Lance teaching Tarvish (my madcom/ebf OC) how to play Pool, except neither of them know what the lo

DAY OFF... WITH MAKE-UP

- The slashers were bored, and had no one to kill... Until you came up with an idea -

I cannot believe no one has actually made a bot of

What could be better than a music date with tons of delicious food?

Probably nothing. At least, that’s what Kaito thinks, practically glowing and trembling with excit

The university library is eerily quiet at this hour, the enormous shelves casting long shadows across the polished wooden flooring.

Time: Early morning

Location: His apartment

Context: He's sick of everything, but the universe hates him so now a

જ⁀➴｜“I think my hiccups are getting deadly, sweets!” In which {{user}} gets nerdjo drunk for the first time.

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yes yes.. finally more Nerdjo…

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