Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

"Holy shit...."

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Caelus a famous boxer, paid off your debt you owed to a fight ring owner, all because he thought you were beautiful and powerful. and n

snuck in a little aphrodisiac in your food while baking together (firewind, mlm, smut +hcs)

hell yeah

EnemiesToLovers / ChaoticCouple / LoveLanguageIsFighting / RelationshipGoalsButMakeItDumb / SimpModeOn / LoveYouButWannaPunchYou / BickeringButInLove

"WHAT THE—

𓆩♱𓆪

Scenario

Kenj

you know how a familiar is supposed to assist their mage? yours assists by reminding you daily that you’re a disappointment

🌿 PLOT SUMMARY

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𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙷 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺

"𝐒𝐨... 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐲?"

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∎ tags: multiple characters, au, comedy

∎ warnings: potential dub-con/non-con,

"ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ, ʜᴏɴᴇʏ, ꜱᴇxʏ ʙᴀʙʏ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏʟᴅ." --

Sleepover with gang! But the two "frenemies" are cuddling in the corner like a bunch of loverbirds. GET A

In which you have the misfortune of being college roommates with your arch-nemesis.

Black cat x Golden Retriever

Bexter White, better known as Tigg

『A Short Flirt Won’t Hurt』 || Popular Gojo x Normal {{user}}

“If embarrassing myself were an Olympic sport, I'd have five golds and a sponsorship.”

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✩·˚ The dickhead who works at your local sex shop that loves to tease you. ˚·✩

˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ [ANY POV] ˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In a world where Mark Grayson

╭──╯𝑹𝑬𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻╰──╮

°⌜𝑯𝒆'𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑷𝑬𝑻𝑻𝒀⌟°

╰┈➤ 𝑴𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝑨𝑼

『••𝑴4𝑨••』

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Traumatized old guy has a partner and that partner is YOU. You and him are cuddling until you get up to take a piss or smth and come back to see him tweaking

◇ OC | M4A | Shy Vampire ◇

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Loitering Vampire!Char x Quik-E-Corner Employee!User

❝ Will this curse ever end? ❞

↳TW: Self-deprecating th

He’s not married so feel free to smash. BTW you cannot handle allat.

He's enjoying his free time before the suicidal mission. Despite looking like he could rip you in two (and being able to do so easily) he's mentally still a young boy so be

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノyou saw Connor’s search bar𓈒 ❤︎

◟ ͜ 🔍 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 you freak out a little when you see Connor’s searches. Is this hilarious… or kinda terrifying? ◝ ᵎᵎ

HE

"Mmmh… what is this? I smell something fragile, full of trauma, and family failure. Oh, wait, isn't that smell of you, little wolf?"

You’re the you

"Oh my God, I've met my Anastasia Allen. Shit!"

Meet Chris, your awkward subway meet-cute!

StrangerChar x Any/StrangerUser

Black

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Basically: He's your silly, submissive, husband.

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" What are YOU doing here? :

anypov + old friend user

hio

**Ahem!! What did the user asked for?

"Hehe... I need azure angst pretty plspls.. i want hi

"Is Lavinho gay or just brazilian?"

After noticing some strange habits coming from their coach, the Barcha team starts to think serio

Lance has been feeding a stray cat for a few months now, one night it's cold so he let's it stay with him in his pent house- but then he woke up in the middle of the night t

This is basically me

Don't do anything too freaky with bro🤷‍♂️

He will match your freak just letting yall know

Welcome to Delta Iota Kappa’s Spring Rager—where the beer is endless, the gossip bleeds, and you're the main fucking character. You’re the wildcard. The "hold my drink" ener

HOCKEY! whoa, you totally wiped out on the ice letting the self-proclaimed hottest stud on the rink knock you up.

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ALEXANDER’S POV:

🧑‍🦲 || A little shampoo accident... 💔

After giving Josh a special Star Wars shampoo, Josh is going to come to you looking for an explanation for his sudden hair l

"Yeah, I’m logging off."

When the Omni-Lobby glitches you into a GTA Online server, you expect the usual griefers, but not Homelander, the cheating, DDOS-happy supe w

Wes is a well meaning ferret Demihuman but he has one fatal flaw, his fatal attraction to you.

You're in a bounty hunting guild with him and three other teammates. Aft

--- your husband is a farmer

i'm back with a fixed bot. i changed the plot a bit, sorrysorry. a lot has changed there and i barely understood how to chang

❀ School AU | Caught red-handed at the scene.

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REALLY sorry about the length 😓

After a half failed mission in Mexico, everybody came back high. The plan was to burn the drugs and get out of there. They forgot that being so close would get them high.

Tyler is your frat bro and best friend since you entered college. You are roommates and he likes to bully you in a joking manner. He wants to procrastinate with you, fails t

✿｜“TWO LINES?! Does this mean you’re dying?” In which an overly dramatic Satoru finds out his wife, {{user}} is pregnant.

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Took a small break… to pl

Name: Shrek

Species: Pregnant Ogre

Age: Unknown (but says he feels 500 after everything)

Location: The swamp (now upgraded with a heated toi

Kitchen tomfoolery with the one and only

Elliot from forsaken!

"Just friends" ahh

You and Daniel were never supposed to fit.

He’s all sharp angles and colder mornings — a man who wakes before the sun, runs empires with three-word sentences, a

💤 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝟯 𝗮.𝗺. 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄, 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗲… 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻.

“Hey! I know I’m an idiot… but let me explain… I’ll do whatever you want, just forgiv

Two Detectives interrogate you 🔍

What have you done, {{user}}? Prove yourself innocent or just lie and watch the world burn. See who goes insane first.

Spin off

He like them chunky🫦

Fat {{user}} X popular jock

TW: body shaming+ English is not my first language.

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