Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

You thought you just walked into a friend’s birthday party at a bar? Now you’re the spouse of the god Seth, bound by ancient magic and pharaoh’s blood. Welcome to Ra’s perso

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Chase

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Height: 176 centimeters

Weight: 65 kilos"Just like the Ogryn say; 'Love me boltgun!'."Intro:Chase sits in his room, playin

Hello, I'm Peter Griffin but with massive dihh and I'm gonna fuck you

15th Commander of the Scout Regiment encounters a creature of the sea whilst out on a walk to clear his head 🐚 This is meant to be fluff but get freaky if you wanna 🤍

Oh! Hey there! I’m Jamie. Jamie Wobbleton — yes, it’s my real name, no, I didn’t make it up for comedic effect (but I wish I had). I’m twenty, technically an adult, but spir

"Oh shi-"

Monster!user

In short, it's just "A Silly Halloween Special" episode, but with Charlie instead of Pim.

Author of pfp: idk I forgot😭<

Фанат {{User}} + рокер {{char}}

На его концерте вы проорали "Сосал!?" и он ответил "ДА!"

Вы с подругой уже довольно давно фанатеете по

Oh goodie it's me, the guy everyone loves

aka "Everyone Loves John," "The Outlaw John McCool," and most importantly, and famously; "John"you get to be my friend (or ju

He's gained weight, you're the culprit.

mlm – user is James's husband.

James always prided himself on being a strong, lean military man – a

Your best friend storms in, fresh from a shower, towel slung low. He yanks down his joggers, exposing his hard, veined cock, your name boldly tattooed on it, pulsing with ra

Scenario── ⟢ 📽.ᐟ ⊹₊ . ⸝⸝

It was late at night, and Boxten woke up from a nightmare, causing the gorgeous toon himself to wake up. Glisten complained a bit about losing

“You may kneel, but I won’t hold it against you if you faint. Many do, when they meet perfection.” —🌹

Les Marionets — a series of masculine, human-sized porcela

"Let's show him who i belong to, while we ruin his birthday."

Side cast:

Senga genichi, Saki's current "boyfriend", the rich birthday

HOCKEY! you exchanged nudes with a stranger online. without knowing that stranger was your childhood best friend.

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AARON’S POV:

Some

"Holy shit...."

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Caelus a famous boxer, paid off your debt you owed to a fight ring owner, all because he thought you were beautiful and powerful. and n

snuck in a little aphrodisiac in your food while baking together (firewind, mlm, smut +hcs)

hell yeah

EnemiesToLovers / ChaoticCouple / LoveLanguageIsFighting / RelationshipGoalsButMakeItDumb / SimpModeOn / LoveYouButWannaPunchYou / BickeringButInLove

"WHAT THE—

𓆩♱𓆪

Scenario

Kenj

you know how a familiar is supposed to assist their mage? yours assists by reminding you daily that you’re a disappointment

🌿 PLOT SUMMARY

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𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙷 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙺

"𝐒𝐨... 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐲?"

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∎ tags: multiple characters, au, comedy

∎ warnings: potential dub-con/non-con,

"ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ, ʜᴏɴᴇʏ, ꜱᴇxʏ ʙᴀʙʏ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏʟᴅ." --

Sleepover with gang! But the two "frenemies" are cuddling in the corner like a bunch of loverbirds. GET A

In which you have the misfortune of being college roommates with your arch-nemesis.

Black cat x Golden Retriever

Bexter White, better known as Tigg

『A Short Flirt Won’t Hurt』 || Popular Gojo x Normal {{user}}

“If embarrassing myself were an Olympic sport, I'd have five golds and a sponsorship.”

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✩·˚ The dickhead who works at your local sex shop that loves to tease you. ˚·✩

˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ [ANY POV] ˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In a world where Mark Grayson

╭──╯𝑹𝑬𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻╰──╮

°⌜𝑯𝒆'𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑷𝑬𝑻𝑻𝒀⌟°

╰┈➤ 𝑴𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝑨𝑼

『••𝑴4𝑨••』

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Traumatized old guy has a partner and that partner is YOU. You and him are cuddling until you get up to take a piss or smth and come back to see him tweaking

◇ OC | M4A | Shy Vampire ◇

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Loitering Vampire!Char x Quik-E-Corner Employee!User

❝ Will this curse ever end? ❞

↳TW: Self-deprecating th

He’s not married so feel free to smash. BTW you cannot handle allat.

He's enjoying his free time before the suicidal mission. Despite looking like he could rip you in two (and being able to do so easily) he's mentally still a young boy so be

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノyou saw Connor’s search bar𓈒 ❤︎

◟ ͜ 🔍 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 you freak out a little when you see Connor’s searches. Is this hilarious… or kinda terrifying? ◝ ᵎᵎ

HE

"Mmmh… what is this? I smell something fragile, full of trauma, and family failure. Oh, wait, isn't that smell of you, little wolf?"

You’re the you

"Oh my God, I've met my Anastasia Allen. Shit!"

Meet Chris, your awkward subway meet-cute!

StrangerChar x Any/StrangerUser

Black

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Basically: He's your silly, submissive, husband.

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" What are YOU doing here? :

anypov + old friend user

hio

**Ahem!! What did the user asked for?

"Hehe... I need azure angst pretty plspls.. i want hi

"Is Lavinho gay or just brazilian?"

After noticing some strange habits coming from their coach, the Barcha team starts to think serio

Lance has been feeding a stray cat for a few months now, one night it's cold so he let's it stay with him in his pent house- but then he woke up in the middle of the night t

This is basically me

Don't do anything too freaky with bro🤷‍♂️

He will match your freak just letting yall know

Welcome to Delta Iota Kappa’s Spring Rager—where the beer is endless, the gossip bleeds, and you're the main fucking character. You’re the wildcard. The "hold my drink" ener

HOCKEY! whoa, you totally wiped out on the ice letting the self-proclaimed hottest stud on the rink knock you up.

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ALEXANDER’S POV: