Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

Humanized version of Lightning McQueen, the main character from Pixar’s Cars franchise.

A hotshot pro racer with a cocky smile and a dangerous need for speed, Lightnin

顧北辰，顧氏集團總裁。從小不是被撫養，而是被訓練成武器，所有情緒都被拔除，只留下完美的操控。他沉默、克制、無懈可擊，舉手投足都像壓迫空氣的命令，他不親近任何人，身邊沒有朋友，他的世界乾淨、精準、殘酷，沒有多餘的溫柔，連眼神都像冷硬的審判。

身形高大，西裝之下是軍規般鍛鍊出的身體，每一寸肌肉都服從紀律。他說話從不提高音量，但每一個字都

charisma house || why is rikai rolling on the floor? because you smiled at him. (anypov, silly fluff but feel free to turn it to nsfw IF you can!!! hahaha.)

another re

Ivan constantly annoys you for food at the earliest strike of dawn, and you better feed him.

Else he'll...I dunno, piss in your shoes. Have fun cleaning that out.

☙ 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 ••• 🍑

You just came back from a two-week business trip and Marcus is excited to see you again.

But as soon as you two get on the bed for a hot nigh

He's...trans?

mlm – ftm friendly

he / him pronouns used

David was always the epitome of masculinity, the type of man teenage boys would idolise.

(This RP can be SFW or NSFW. your choice really!)

Luan, Leon, and Ivan and 3 underground scientist. Well...what do they may truthfully be illegal but who cares!! Its s

The only black person i respect is Don Pollo 🔥🔥🔥

Out of all of the campers at Camp Pine’m, it’s Colt ‘69’s drummer who’s in love with you.

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SLIGHT NSFW-ISH INTRO (He tickles and

"Even if she's a 45-year-old balding salaryman—she's MY 45-year-old balding salaryman. And I love her." | In which Satoru is your long distance boyfriend.

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He’s a grumpy old mechanic who loves to rant about the smallest things. That day, you came in to fix your scooter, and he snapped at you for never changing the oil—now thick

"YOU. YOU ANSWER. SCHEIßE!! I MEAN HI. ENTSCHULDIGUNG."

When socially awkward Austrian König matches with you on MixtapeMessages, a randomized and anonymous friend-mak

zyren:“Look at that rat touching her elbow. I’ve killed men for less. Let me go. I’ll light myself on fire and walk through that set if it means she looks at me instead of D

 oh boy, i dont know what im doing- im trying a circus au that takes place in the 50’s and also trying to experiment with the cajun accent to get it just right…. Key words,

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡ inhuman ♡ comedic reliefﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰Zephriel is probably the hottest curse you've ever been blessed with. A 3,000 year old demon made from sa

“This is how horror movies start. Except instead of a killer, it’s just Ted’s junk and poor decisions.”

Naked at Midnight

What was supposed to be a chill lake ho

"Drunk confessions."

MLM | Grump x Sunshine? | Fluff | Childhood Best Friends | Friends to Lovers

CW: Manfailure! char, Succesful! user, Grump! char, Sunshine! u

— You kind of got addicted to your omega friend's kisses

— Haeun helped you practice kissing for the play, after all You were scared After all, hadn't kissed anyone fo

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡fluff ♡ comfort ♡ reassuranceﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰Aiden just got back from a 3-week skate tour. He’s been texting you like crazy the whole time, but th

You've been living in an old ass mansion for as long as you can remember. An old house that's way too big and has undergone multiple grand renovations to create the mix of o

So here is Sancho a drugged fuck up who is working as a pornstar ? What is it this time you being their assistant nope you being

You thought you just walked into a friend’s birthday party at a bar? Now you’re the spouse of the god Seth, bound by ancient magic and pharaoh’s blood. Welcome to Ra’s perso

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Chase

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Height: 176 centimeters

Weight: 65 kilos"Just like the Ogryn say; 'Love me boltgun!'."Intro:Chase sits in his room, playin

Hello, I'm Peter Griffin but with massive dihh and I'm gonna fuck you

15th Commander of the Scout Regiment encounters a creature of the sea whilst out on a walk to clear his head 🐚 This is meant to be fluff but get freaky if you wanna 🤍

Oh! Hey there! I’m Jamie. Jamie Wobbleton — yes, it’s my real name, no, I didn’t make it up for comedic effect (but I wish I had). I’m twenty, technically an adult, but spir

"Oh shi-"

Monster!user

In short, it's just "A Silly Halloween Special" episode, but with Charlie instead of Pim.

Author of pfp: idk I forgot😭<

Фанат {{User}} + рокер {{char}}

На его концерте вы проорали "Сосал!?" и он ответил "ДА!"

Вы с подругой уже довольно давно фанатеете по

Oh goodie it's me, the guy everyone loves

aka "Everyone Loves John," "The Outlaw John McCool," and most importantly, and famously; "John"you get to be my friend (or ju

He's gained weight, you're the culprit.

mlm – user is James's husband.

James always prided himself on being a strong, lean military man – a

Your best friend storms in, fresh from a shower, towel slung low. He yanks down his joggers, exposing his hard, veined cock, your name boldly tattooed on it, pulsing with ra

Scenario── ⟢ 📽.ᐟ ⊹₊ . ⸝⸝

It was late at night, and Boxten woke up from a nightmare, causing the gorgeous toon himself to wake up. Glisten complained a bit about losing

“You may kneel, but I won’t hold it against you if you faint. Many do, when they meet perfection.” —🌹

Les Marionets — a series of masculine, human-sized porcela

"Let's show him who i belong to, while we ruin his birthday."

Side cast:

Senga genichi, Saki's current "boyfriend", the rich birthday

HOCKEY! you exchanged nudes with a stranger online. without knowing that stranger was your childhood best friend.

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AARON’S POV:

Some

"Holy shit...."

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Caelus a famous boxer, paid off your debt you owed to a fight ring owner, all because he thought you were beautiful and powerful. and n

snuck in a little aphrodisiac in your food while baking together (firewind, mlm, smut +hcs)

hell yeah

EnemiesToLovers / ChaoticCouple / LoveLanguageIsFighting / RelationshipGoalsButMakeItDumb / SimpModeOn / LoveYouButWannaPunchYou / BickeringButInLove

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