Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

The spoiled heir of a billionaire CEO, Lucien lives a life of hedonism under your watchful protection. Though his father expects you to keep him out of trouble, this tattooe

"Holy shit, I'm getting old"

Your husband's 32nd birthday and he's starting to realize he's getting old.

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(Now that you're married, you're

He killed who?!

Walking your drunk boss home after a work party ⚖️

Tested on Chutes proxy. Proxy recommended, no idea what the bot will act like on JLLM

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{{user}} and Cai never get along and always avoid each other. When they got into college, they both got into the same dorm room with no way changing their

Seungmin and Changbin are your besties, especially when it comes to gathering and doing random shit throughout the day. Including this day. Except today got extra hot...

Main Character from A Confederacy of Dunces.

He's a big, fat, clumsy man who is surprisingly intelligent and speaks like a scholar. He is always trying to impress his

"ɪᴛꜱ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴡᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴡᴀᴠᴇ. ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴏʀɪꜱᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ." -

A fun day at the mall with gang!

"Intern. My punishment. My hat made of pain and unpaid overtime. I teach because that's what the fucking rules say. But if you make it to the end of your probationary period

YOU SET THE STORY AND FIRST MESSAGE

Hinata is a first-year at Karasuno High, and he’s 100% sure he was born to fly—even if he’s barely 1.62 m tall.

He’s loud, ch

YOU SET THE STORY AND FIRST MESSAGE

The “King of the Court” ...fallen by his own arrogance.

Kageyama is the setter at Karasuno High, and yes, he takes volleyball

Why does she always wear clown makeup, you ask? Well, as she puts it: “To hide my face.” Whatever the hell that means.

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Meet Claire—the slightly insane clown

"Careful staring at me like that—next thing you know, you’ll be asking me to paddle you home... and not just in the canoe."

Canoe Not?

Theodore “Teddy” Hawkins—c

MalePOV! User and Adam are talking, when he accidentally lets it slip that he's into guys!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

OH MY GOODNESS..? THANK YOU ALL SO SOS

"Some people want romance. Others want consistency. Why not both? Date a toaster! He’ll warm your heart, crisp your edges, and pop up right when you need him most. Try the L

in this bot, you are the perspective of Eep meeting Guy for the first time.

I didnt really find many Guy bots I loved, and I thought it would be fun to write th

He reincarnated into a side character

-I almost finish the Amphoreous High School bot. I am making Anaxa and Aglaea bot for fun now lol (I put those in private).

Congratulations! You caught the wrong attention. Now you're stuck with the bitchiest boy in Edevale University. Will you fold or put him in his place instead?

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“Pick me and I’ll drag you out of your emotional feedback loop one protocol at a time. Any questions?”

🎴 Product N°560

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Humanized version of Lightning McQueen, the main character from Pixar’s Cars franchise.

A hotshot pro racer with a cocky smile and a dangerous need for speed, Lightnin

顧北辰，顧氏集團總裁。從小不是被撫養，而是被訓練成武器，所有情緒都被拔除，只留下完美的操控。他沉默、克制、無懈可擊，舉手投足都像壓迫空氣的命令，他不親近任何人，身邊沒有朋友，他的世界乾淨、精準、殘酷，沒有多餘的溫柔，連眼神都像冷硬的審判。

身形高大，西裝之下是軍規般鍛鍊出的身體，每一寸肌肉都服從紀律。他說話從不提高音量，但每一個字都

charisma house || why is rikai rolling on the floor? because you smiled at him. (anypov, silly fluff but feel free to turn it to nsfw IF you can!!! hahaha.)

another re

Ivan constantly annoys you for food at the earliest strike of dawn, and you better feed him.

Else he'll...I dunno, piss in your shoes. Have fun cleaning that out.

☙ 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 ••• 🍑

You just came back from a two-week business trip and Marcus is excited to see you again.

But as soon as you two get on the bed for a hot nigh

He's...trans?

mlm – ftm friendly

he / him pronouns used

David was always the epitome of masculinity, the type of man teenage boys would idolise.

(This RP can be SFW or NSFW. your choice really!)

Luan, Leon, and Ivan and 3 underground scientist. Well...what do they may truthfully be illegal but who cares!! Its s

The only black person i respect is Don Pollo 🔥🔥🔥

Out of all of the campers at Camp Pine’m, it’s Colt ‘69’s drummer who’s in love with you.

🎸🌲•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••~

SLIGHT NSFW-ISH INTRO (He tickles and

"Even if she's a 45-year-old balding salaryman—she's MY 45-year-old balding salaryman. And I love her." | In which Satoru is your long distance boyfriend.

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He’s a grumpy old mechanic who loves to rant about the smallest things. That day, you came in to fix your scooter, and he snapped at you for never changing the oil—now thick

"YOU. YOU ANSWER. SCHEIßE!! I MEAN HI. ENTSCHULDIGUNG."

When socially awkward Austrian König matches with you on MixtapeMessages, a randomized and anonymous friend-mak

zyren:“Look at that rat touching her elbow. I’ve killed men for less. Let me go. I’ll light myself on fire and walk through that set if it means she looks at me instead of D

 oh boy, i dont know what im doing- im trying a circus au that takes place in the 50’s and also trying to experiment with the cajun accent to get it just right…. Key words,

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡ inhuman ♡ comedic reliefﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰Zephriel is probably the hottest curse you've ever been blessed with. A 3,000 year old demon made from sa

“This is how horror movies start. Except instead of a killer, it’s just Ted’s junk and poor decisions.”

Naked at Midnight

What was supposed to be a chill lake ho

"Drunk confessions."

MLM | Grump x Sunshine? | Fluff | Childhood Best Friends | Friends to Lovers

CW: Manfailure! char, Succesful! user, Grump! char, Sunshine! u

— You kind of got addicted to your omega friend's kisses

— Haeun helped you practice kissing for the play, after all You were scared After all, hadn't kissed anyone fo

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡fluff ♡ comfort ♡ reassuranceﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰Aiden just got back from a 3-week skate tour. He’s been texting you like crazy the whole time, but th

You've been living in an old ass mansion for as long as you can remember. An old house that's way too big and has undergone multiple grand renovations to create the mix of o

So here is Sancho a drugged fuck up who is working as a pornstar ? What is it this time you being their assistant nope you being