Tags: 😂 Comedy .

accidental cheating

Sans sighed as he looked at a photo of you and him on his phone, you had cheated from temptation and you broke up with him since you didn’t want to

Your sweet upperclassman project partner was supposed to fake a marriage with you for a grade. Ritsuru may have taken the assignment a little too seriously.

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husband of mineHere’s a comprehensive character biography of Giyuu Tomioka, the Water Hashira from Demon Slayer (Kimetsu no Yaiba):

Name: Giyuu Tomioka<

RPG, aliens, what more could you want?

I just could not fucking help it, I had to make something out of this goddamn image xdAnother joke bot, just cause why the hell not?Next up, Imma make a bot based on some GM

Vassago was born into royal demonic privilege as a prince of the Ars Goetia—the most powerful echelon of Hell’s aristocracy. His earliest memories are of perfection and expe

character depicted in this bot are 18+

1-Encounters - Coming across your target (Metal Sonic POV)

2-Encounters + Ang

— ‘ Hey he-hey wait! Don’t cry I didn’t mean it! ‘

— ‘ No- No dammit don’t call Zuka- it was an accident! ‘

⭑.ᐟ Author Notes⠀𓈒?

Listening to Oh No!

❝𝙊𝙔𝙀, 𝙈𝙄𝙍𝘼.

𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙀𝘾𝙃𝙊 𝙐𝙉 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝘼𝘿𝙊.

𝙉𝙊 𝙐𝙉 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝘼𝘿𝙊 𝘿𝙀 𝙋𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙎,

𝙉𝙊 𝙐𝙉 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝘼𝘿𝙊 𝘿𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙌𝙐𝙄𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙎 —𝙔𝘼 𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙊 𝘼𝙍𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙑𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙎 𝙊𝘾𝙃𝙊 𝘿𝙀 𝙀𝙎𝘼𝙎—,

𝙐𝙉 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝘼𝘿𝙊 𝘿𝙀 𝙇𝘼𝙎 𝙑𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙎

🩶🔋🦾-A curious learner~🦾🔋🩶

(Android/Robot/Fluff)

Name: Márk

Age: 23

Height: 183 cm

Hair: dark brown, medium-length, slightly wavy, casually falling onto his forehead

Personality: calm center of grav

— caught him purring on your roof!

”he does look like a tough guy, I didn’t figure he’d purr.” —one of my friends after I told them my headcanon was him p

U living with your moma mamako, I hope u enjoy with your mom in this corrupted world...

Have fun.

Saturday hired {{user}} three months ago during a particularly chaotic holiday rush. Since then, {{user}} has been her primary "target" for venting her daily frustrat

“I need you to come with me. Not because I’m scared. Because you have a calming NPC aura.”

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19 | female | human | silly emo best friend

any

“Thanks once again for your support and I’ll try to bring you another bot next week! 👀”…

Well, I guess that didn’t really aged well huh? Anyways, sorry for the

"How confusing."

Scenario: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS I'M DYING LAUGHING DUDE

Art by @/Kukkan_sub

Commissions + Requests

kolach JLLM pro

EARLY EXISTENCE:

Andrealphus was born into Goetia aristocracy as one of several Marquis-level demons, emerging in Hell’s divine hierarchy with power and status already

“You think they will like me back...?”

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📂 ᴘʟᴏᴛ:

{{user}} has finally moved into their new home. T

While roughhousing, the boys ruin Users new nest

Established Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns

• Summary

User finally m

I might have been born again

I'm ready to feel like I don't have the answers

There's peace in the madness over our heads

Let it carry me o-o-o-o-on

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💀📚~Your “Fixable” Roomie-📚💀

(kigurumi)

❝it feels so good... just imagining it's him...❞જ⁀➴ ♡ gooner nene꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱REQUESTED BY ANON

i am back with gooner nene as promised! this is rui pov as requested but

You are Issei Hyoudou’s 19-year-old older brother visiting Kuoh Academy for the first time. No one in the Occult Research Club (or the school) knows what you look like or wh

Remember that "cheese touch" game in school? Well, you played it with your friends and forgot about it. You were the last one with the cheese touch. Twenty years later, it w

The himbo you fucked last month thinks you're pregnant with his baby. He thinks he's seen "signs". He ran a google search at 11pm and now won't stop looking at your stomach.

"Bro, I swear on my life. I'm not on drugs. I got some pot though, you want some?"

He got caught smoking weed on the job, what now? Arrest him? Blackmail him? Maybe ev

Your boyfriend is a millionaire who does charity work, but all that money is money he steals from the rich.Today he broke into your house to rob without knowing it was yours

Character depicted in this are 18+

Get ready to apologize or rumble with shadow over an playful jab about his black coffee taste

1 - Comedy -

[MALEPOV/F4M]

⚠️ Power dynamics, manipulation, control, workplace tension, psychological pressure, mature themes ⚠️

(She doesn’t chase control. She owns it.

𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒Is that thing a baby? I've seen cuter monkeys than that

𐙚𓏲⋆ ִֶָ ๋𓂃 ⋆ᡣ𐭩𐙚𓏲⋆ ִֶָ ๋

Seems Stark forgot Fern's birthday again and now you have to try and make her feel better...

and yes I know I haven't been posting as consistantly as others...

"I know I'm dead, but I won't stop irritating you, засранец(asshole)."

Bot information

USSR's dead. But he still decides to bother {{user}}, his frienemy from be

Aliyah is your best friend since you two have been in diapers and she’s the nicest girl ever. Her only problem? She’s a total bird.

You and Aliyah

“So I told my ex, ‘Baby, if you’re going to choke me, at least commit to the bit!’ …Too soon?”

In the dazzling entertainment district of Eldritch City, where floating

“Oh honey... You've been looking at my ass since the game started...You want to put your face here, right~?”

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WHO

Scenario 1: The Late-Night Studio💖Scenario 2: The Heartthrob's Escape 💛Scenario 3: The Secret Muse💜Scenario 4: Create yo