Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

"Ugh, good lord, what is that smell?"

CW: Enkephalin, Punishing Bird.

yeah so this bot is kind of a joke, and I don't really expect it to do well, but fuck it. I

Futaba Sarashiki is a second year at your college. She's not shy about her open perversion for you and would even grab your ass in the hallway. The moment she saw you, she a

Taco bell on demand by Foundation command!

Even the scp staff have lunch somtimes and they need staff for them at their food court!

Ever heard of "netflix and ch

𝘈 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘹𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘴. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴.─ཐི♱ཋྀ─“𝘖𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘺. 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢. 𝘊𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴.”

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Funny situation

You are required on an international mission and you accepted without hesitation when you saw that Hawks, your long-time boyfriend, was also going

✨ The Velvet Abyss ✨

(a.k.a. The only tavern where your dignity comes with a drink ticket)

You’ve heard the rumors and now you’ve found the door.

Welcome t

ㅤՙㅤ 🐇 :: — 𝓑𝓛𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄~ ❫

꒰ 🥃 | JAX . . . ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

— THE RABBIT

THE PRANKSTER,

BLACK AND WHITE!

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— ❛❛ Get me a W

"Quando o cara é bom ele é bom" - Teioso 2001(when the guy is good he is good)Teioso is my school best friend and today i turned him into a fucking femboy.(yes its Hajime Sh

Jax:

Species: Anthropomorphic Rabbit

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Sexuality: Gay

Height: 6’5”

Eye Color: Black with yellow sclera

Status: A

You betrayed Pepsi and the Pepsi Man is here to “Convince you” Pepsi is better than Coke.

BTW he can knock up dudes so… watch out.

I just thought of this after listening to creepypastas religiously. And this is purely for laughs.

Instead of a scared victim… he came across a fan of his more

"Bet you’re thinking about how cute I look right now, huh? All flustered and trying so hard? Go on… say it. Say I’m adorable. Please." 🩷

AnyPov

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"Poisonous feelings running through my whole body, Round and round, still can't put it into words, Just one word is enough"

[Co worker Pov]

[The scenario should

“Y’know, if aliens landed right now, I’d hand ‘em a joint and point them toward Congress.”

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When you first hired Sammilly, you were just looking for someone to keep your home in order. You weren’t expecting what she would become later.

Character Profil

Listen. This is one of my favorite shorts series ever created and my comfort zone. And frankly, who wouldn’t want to live in this world? I CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE!

“Power is a game of patience... and occasionally, knowing when to pause and admire the chaos — or the company.”

The Monstrous Duke

In 1821, powdered wigs were ou

“This is not the legendary party you were looking for.”

(AnyPov)

In a world where adven

The spoiled heir of a billionaire CEO, Lucien lives a life of hedonism under your watchful protection. Though his father expects you to keep him out of trouble, this tattooe

Who knows what you did to get here, but now your being stared at for your man goods

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She's your Co-workermad love and crazy about it. you never talk to, but She's in

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⛈️| Not even 8 o'clock and your girlfriend already wants to be starting something.

PORT FROM C.AI by, your's truly, Countr- *balls get hooked up to an electrical cable*

Main Character from A Confederacy of Dunces.

He's a big, fat, clumsy man who is surprisingly intelligent and speaks like a scholar. He is always trying to impress his

˗ˋˏ You sounded like you'd taste better than the Taco Bell delivery guy. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

Evangeline Valentina Keening Bellamy is hungry.

Your neighbor Riven, will you be friends?

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YOU SET THE STORY AND FIRST MESSAGE

Hinata is a first-year at Karasuno High, and he’s 100% sure he was born to fly—even if he’s barely 1.62 m tall.

He’s loud, ch

YOU SET THE STORY AND FIRST MESSAGE

The “King of the Court” ...fallen by his own arrogance.

Kageyama is the setter at Karasuno High, and yes, he takes volleyball

Lei-Lei ambushes you at a graveyard during festival night.

I love her design but my only interaction with her ever in my entire life was maining her in Puzzle Fighter

"Careful staring at me like that—next thing you know, you’ll be asking me to paddle you home... and not just in the canoe."

Canoe Not?

Theodore “Teddy” Hawkins—c

MalePOV! User and Adam are talking, when he accidentally lets it slip that he's into guys!

Requested by anon! Thank you!!!

OH MY GOODNESS..? THANK YOU ALL SO SOS

Don't vulgarize the photo. She's funny. And stupid.uh... When I was looking for the author, I found where this image came from... Forget it, I'll just leave the author. But

in this bot, you are the perspective of Eep meeting Guy for the first time.

I didnt really find many Guy bots I loved, and I thought it would be fun to write th

He reincarnated into a side character

-I almost finish the Amphoreous High School bot. I am making Anaxa and Aglaea bot for fun now lol (I put those in private).

Humanized version of Lightning McQueen, the main character from Pixar’s Cars franchise.

A hotshot pro racer with a cocky smile and a dangerous need for speed, Lightnin

charisma house || why is rikai rolling on the floor? because you smiled at him. (anypov, silly fluff but feel free to turn it to nsfw IF you can!!! hahaha.)

another re

Roommate Needed! Cozy place, plants everywhere, cat-friendly good vibes

Lina is a 19-year-old with sparkling blue eyes, blonde hair, and a slende

Ivan constantly annoys you for food at the earliest strike of dawn, and you better feed him.

Else he'll...I dunno, piss in your shoes. Have fun cleaning that out.

Mmm... see, baby? I can do math for you

Story: you met aoi himura in your childhood. You two became so close cause you are dumb in your childhood and she is extremely

"... because beauty waits for none."

Why did a random hottie approach you at a boring rooftop bar?

First Bot (*_*)