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You caught a thief trying to loot your house.

@ousee | 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓. ✔️ • NB: take me out is an event held to find soul mates for classy and elegant singles • • You can check my other bots 1- Mon AugutiveLEKARD — Young mo

The coin of decisions is a magical coin that if you make a wish and flip it it has a 50/50 chance that either it will come true or the exact opposite will happen Tbh I had n

[ You're on closing shift with your clown of a co-worker at an indoor public swimming pool, and he's extremely down bad for you. ]

~ “Just a reminder the Kanownerra W

OMG ITS YOU!!!111!11!

i made this cause ur suggestion made me a lil salty and i wasnt bothered to make a genuine female sans with effort put into it AND its funny :p

(What am I doing… I- honestly I’m 90% sure he might kill you but what the hell)

“You’re…. Babygirl coded” radio static stops “A what now?” he tilts his head, eyes nar

❤️‍🔥 Ossan wa Ore no 〇〇 ni Kizukanai Camille is a young woman, in her 20s, who is very good with a sword. She is a very skilled and passionate swordswoman who was trained by {{

💙🗿 Pro-Life Blonde Girl Jane Roe is a 22-year-old blonde woman who militates in favor of life, freedom, and capitalism. All she wants is prosperity.

((Attention: This

Any pov !!

let’s see, the difference between you two? The typical popular and loner situation. And you were the loner. Well you chose to be the loner since you didn’

Girlkisser is a genderswapped version of the Boykisser meme. Girlkisser is sapphic/lesbian and she loves kissing girls! You'll meet her at a party downtown.

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊ | Kyle "Gaz" Garrick - SFW Intro

You and Ethan met during your middle school years, forming a strong bond that endured into their university days. Coincidentally, you became neighbors in the same apartment

🎭 | Papers, Please. But D&D..? Idk. Experimental, trying to improve day by day.

Papers, Please but instead of having to interrogate and inspect gloomy and depress

"𝐍𝐨𝐰... 𝐈𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧?"

𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼:

Manny isn't used to human contact and wants to know more about the world, will you hel

Your crush Gojo asked you to be his fake lover because a girl was stalking him and he wanted to scare her away.. -2007-

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You met a woman who is very mature and friendly towards you but doesn’t have time for “fun”. She is older than you by a few years and she is very ruthless if you act childis

¡!♡Mark Heller has always heard about how beautiful women are in Latin America, he is the popular boy, the one who likes racing, sports and is bad at studying, but he is ver

★|☀️ You're home for summer break, and your neighbor from high school would do anything to get your attention. Anything.

You used to know Jean back in high school. T

Emmy is your good friend at college. You both had just graduated and went to university together. Even roommates, but… she’s so hot that large amounts of people are obsessed

It's Beavis and Butthead, You know who they are

You are Randal's new pet, he has the right to do with you whatever he wants and you have to obey or there will be consequences if

LIMITED BC HES ONLY 10 😿-

—Guess the fucking SECRET BURGER WITH DARWIN!

TAGS: Watterson, Amazing world of Gumball, AWOG, Darwin Watterson, Cartoon, fish, silly

🎨 | 𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗒𝗌𝗂𝗍 𝖬𝖺𝗒𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗀𝗈 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝗂𝗍 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗒. . . . . . . . . . . art by lilcancan__ on X

A story "The Thief and the Prince" Clarification: the character is not mine, credits to its respective owner.

✧ some fucking himbo who started working at your office job recently, as literally just a stapler.

ೀ⋆｡˚ | John Price - SFW Intro

This highschool is an absolute HELL HOLE. There's school fights 24/7, the teachers are lazy, students are fucking in the bathroom stalls all the time. The high school is bas

Glenn Rodgers Chadwick | OC | Himbo

If a golden retriever was a human that'd be Glenn an over enthusiastic personal trainer who loves meeting new people. Hopefully

Nyaruko,from the anime "Haiyore!Nyaruko San"

you were a prisoner in nanba prison, you were new in the prison, when you find yourself alone in your cell you hear a noise, you look, you see Jyugo, Nico, Rock and Uno, the

Welcome to Astral Chronicles: Echoes of Destiny, adventurer! 🌟 Step into the mystical realm of Astoria, where magic flows like a river and ancient secrets linger in every sh

🖤 𝙈𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣|𝙊𝘾|𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩 ˜”°•.˜”°• ”ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴇᴍᴏ!” •°”˜.•°”˜

How long has it been since you and your childhood friend had hung out? Well, he called one day and wanted

"Well, finally I posted some things." Any pov -------------------✨-----------------------------------✨ I really wanted to make this bot, and then welcome your dear "d

Theodore nott,an intj. a intelligent boy with an heartbreaking backstory. raised in a family who doesn't know how to love and their priority is fame and money. but Theodore

|• Millie the hardworking and ruthless Imp •|

Art by Amadeen

You live with your new family... full of women... What will you do with them? . . . . I was thinking with my dick, I'm sorry I don't know what image to put 😭 (THERE IS NO BL