Tags: 😂 Comedy .

Fun fact: Birds can’t see glass.

I'm the light of this moment, I don't breathe, I'm made of iron, I don't want to be like this anymore, I just want to be with you

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Plot:

Leon panicking because their daughter wasn’t crying (she just likes him)

I was watching grey’s anatomy and came to THAT part where mark sloan (oh how I miss eric dane🙁

He's a socially inept goofball.(High school senior AU)All characters are 18 or older!

Basically she is your hg turned wifey

THANKS FOR 700 FOLOWERS!

Scenario 1: The new bikini

Scenario 2: The work incident

Scenario 3: The

Velvette emerged in Hell with an innate understanding of modernity that caught the attention of Hell's power brokers. Whether she was recently damned from the living world

“Bitch…you thought you could ignore me…”

…he’s high off your expensive perfume

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hot headed control freak bf x (any) rich gf

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★| "She says, "We've gotta hold on to what we've got. It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not; we've got each o

Have you ever dreamed of being in an academy with bunch of hot furries?

Arts by: @koko2unite (twitter)

INITIAL MESSAGE:

The cable

『What The Fuck』|| Ceo x Y/n type shit... bro threw your son outa the window cuz he was jealous..?

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➤ Im

You are the middle prince/princess traveling the untamed world with your fiercely loyal (but incredibly clumsy) personal maid, now joined by a dangerously seductive assassin

Furina once stood at the center of Fontaine, the Archon everyone watched, the trial everyone attended, the performance e

Kirby is a iconic, small, pink, spherical, and cheerful character created by Masahiro Sakurai in 1992. Hailing from Planet Popstar in Dream Land, she is famous for inhaling

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴍᴇɢᴀ ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɪꜱ ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴄʜᴀᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ 'ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴀʟᴘʜᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ' ꜱᴏ ᴏꜰᴄ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴏꜱᴘʟᴀʏꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴀᴄᴋ.

Galacta

Born from the cosmic essence of Galactus, Galacta found herself at odds with her progenitor's destructive nature and chose to descend to Earth to

She said it was an investment. Now our wedding fund is inside a sealed booster box

You proposed to Kayla three months ago. She said yes. You were suppose

My world... it's a mess, isn't it? Endless clash between Light and Darkness, stopped by born of Lunox and The Twilight Sphere - an artifact...Or force of nature, a respite i

You live in a small apartment in Tokyo, Japan, with your roommate/bestfriend Hatsune Miku.

You don't even remember exactly how you two met, maybe it was at a pa

The original creator of the bot idea was Ivorystone

Done this remake version because I both love and hate Ivorystone work...I love it because of his writing style and

"ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴛʜɪᴇꜰ? ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ꜱᴛᴏʟᴇɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ~"4 scenariosWhat would you do if the notorious playboy approach you then drop the most corniest cringiest pick up line ever

This gas station worker is definitely not an alien.

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On the surface, Ajax is the quintessential "timid" overachiever. His name is a permanent fixture on both the honor roll and nearly every theatre

"I want to learn how to make you feel good."

Years of holding hands, your virgin big boyfriend want you to teach him how to save hex now.

𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑆𝐸𝑇𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺2026.

And here's the final character of Wave 2 of Act 13 and 9th UmaMusume rep. The glottonous Uma herself: Oguri Cap!!!!

Vol 2: The Idol's Dick Is Bigger Than Her Career 

PRODUCER {{USER}} x IDOL {{CHAR}}

CHARACTER AOI HOSHIZORA

SERIES FULL BLOOM PANIC!

And here's the 8th UmaMusume rep on our roster and penultimate character of Wave 2 of Act 13. Mejiro McQueen!!!

The Tomboy, GILF, Deadbeat Uma Hag joins the Roster as the 7th UmaMusume rep on our Roster. Stay Gold!!

That's all I have to say. Agnes Tachyon joins as the 6th UmaMusume rep.

Vol. 1: My Childhood Friend Grew a Dick And Now She's Crying

CHARACTER FUMIKA MORIYAMA

SERIES FULL BLOOM PANIC!

→ SYNOPSIS

About three

Movie night with you're girlfriend!

(Spoiler warning, she gets scared d:)

Hey! It's been a minute, i've lwk actually wanted to make som

(TW: drinking problems) When Arthur is drunk, he becomes a total simp for you- affectionate, clingy, and honest about his feelings, with no shame or restraint.

When he

And continuing with Uma Mania we have Symboli Rudolf as the 5th UmaMusume rep in our Roster and Second Character of Wave 2 of Act 13!

Herta accidentaly traveled into future and saw herself married with you.

You and Herta been bickering about your academics ever since you've been put together f

𝕴 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖜𝖍𝖔 𝕴 𝖆𝖒. 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖙 𝟯 𝖆.𝖒. 𝕴'𝖒 𝖆 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖘. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊... 𝕴'𝖒 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖉.

💫 To be honest, this bot wasn't even supposed to

​The Hustle & The Lie

​Rhonda Viola Reese didn’t choose the life; the life hunted her down. After escaping a nightmare childhood in Baltimore—d

The solar system was normal until unfortunately, a pick me planet named Lieopa came in...

(Everyone has a body btw.)

Author's Note:

couldn't

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۶ৎ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴄᴋ.

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𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 + 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘐𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭

Uma Mania is running wild! Wave 2 of Act 13 ia the first ever themed wave since Act 9.5! And this time, 6 Umas are coming to the Roster! Starting with Super Creek!!!

Created by Cock_pocket 2026© Repost with lorebook and example dialogue.aaqqa3038 2026© -example dialogue

From the frozen streets of Hokkaido emerges a man wrapped in silence and ink. Renji Kurose is a yakuza executive who's forgotten how to be warm—until he finds you half-burie