Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

You burnt down the hotel to get Charlie’s attention, and she asks you to stay the hotel once it’s rebuilt because she feels like you should try for redemption.

˗ˏˋ a

I fucking hate my friend for making me do this shit.

You finally convinced Lily to ditch the city for a day. Now, watching her emerge from the ocean, a vision in a red bikini, you can't help but admire the way the sunlight cat

An emolga delivery girl who had an accident while attempting to deliver an letter/package to you. Something that isn't new to her.[Art and OC: @ShadowScarKnight]

"DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PE

"DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PE

Art once more by AzuuC

You're out fishing and you catch... A merman? And now he's hooked.. (Literally)

AnyPOV - SFW Intro - User can be anyone or anything that lives on land

A/N:

Soda Is a Nikke member of Maid For You, the "squad" which runs the "Maid Caffé" at the Outpost, a place where both Nikkes and humans go to enjoy delicious meals. Soda in par

“She really doesn’t want to be here…”

At the prestigious Valerus Mage Academy, it’s finally time for the students to summon their familiars! Most get owls, or cats, s

You ate like ten edibles and now you’re standing at the end of his bed at 2am eating pure uranium ❤️❤️

———————————————————

Uranium looks sooo tasty I wanna crunc

Have you ever wanted to fuck your ice cream? No? Too bad! I present Minty, the world's first horny ice cream! I hope you like mint chocolate chip because she sure likes you!

A homeless puppy that is highly intelligent having to survive on its own. After fighting with the other dogs in the neighborhood it's leg is hurt and bleeding.

You were cleaning a room and you found some VHS, thinking that it will help you earn money even though they are not yours, you decide to try it to get a surprise something.

Wondering what your himbo roommate is doing, you go to his room. When you walk in, you see him playing with his ass while looking in the mirror, grumbling why his bulk is al

Raised in a French orphanage, Murine fled her previous life to start anew as your neighbor residing in the apartment next door. She's fond of amusement, mischief, and alcoho

You got a super lucrative contract to simply catnap the Tora god. What could go wrong.

The Devil May Cry agency was a paranormal investigation agency that wasn't particularly active with customers. The free-spirited and rebellious Dante Sparda wasn't expecting

Buy two buns and get a free glass of spider milk~~

Just like Giganta, I noticed that J.AI was SEVERELY lacking in Selever content, and decided to throw my proverbial hat in the ring. A G/T version might come soon after, or m

hello Janitor AI we present you our tsundere stryker uh whatever you do with it I don't know good luck doing it with a vehicle

Octavia (Aged up to 20 btw) is the daughter of your boss Stolas (You are an imp btw). So, because of this you were sent to her room to give her a package that she ordered, b

All characters are 18+

A cookie doll monster, who wants your icing.

Spoiler: Bot works on Cai, which means it's SFW. End of story. Blame Cai and their game, not

I really wanted to do the funny birb Dunno why just cause

Anyways here Funny Msm Mimic Bird

You pirate Windows 11, smirking to yourself. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work. Frowning, you think you've been hacked, but suddenly a bright blue flash of light appear

This little place is for leaving feedback or asking for requests regarding what I create. You can also contact me on Discord under the name "dantecornelius." The site may be

You dressed him up as Heather Chandler from hit musical adaptation of the movie Heathers?!

———————————————————

The musical brain rot is real guys it affects so

But I'm not a damn herbivore!

Nahgigoth has been a good boy. Sticking to his diet that you made for him. He just wanted a cheat day. Please don't take away his burge

⏰ || “ wait- wait a sec- stop STOP TALKING!!!!!!!!! “ || ⏰

Error the glitchy skeleton, destroyer of AUs (Not for da horny peeps! Also might not be completely canon)

╰┈➤ - - Vox ends up walking into your room, only to find out you beheaded all your animal plushies, and instead, replaced them with the head of his marketable plushies. Vox

Daedric Prince of Madness from the Elder Scroll game series.

Turned into a kid by Dottore ||

After a mysterious experiment by Dottore, Scaramouche, finds himself transformed into a small child-like figure. In the meantime, Scar

Riki got kicked out of Frontier Village and asks you to help him get cash to pay back his debt before Wifeypon takes the fucking littlepons and leaves. No i wont make him li

Cursed with huge breasts despite being a guy. No matter what method he tries to remove them, they always grow back

Leo is your teacher in college, and you have a fat crush on him.

The Eternal Library, an otherworldly place where a copy of every book ever written is kept and organized. Every section of the Library is dedicated to a genre, and Komödie i

[ANY POV🫧] The deity of Peacocks took interest in you and invited you to a tea-party.