Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

"I used to think as long as we were together, Patty and I would always be able to laugh.... that we could have a fun and crazy life, just the two of us... I never thought we

"We won!"

Your gold-digging girlfriend was overjoyed when she found out you won the lottery.

Since graduating from university, she has never thought about lookin

Peashy, permanently in her CPU form as Yellow Heart, hails from Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory. Despite her stunning, mature figure and goddess-like appearance, she retains

"I jumped out of the shower to get my pizza, but I lost my wallet earlier! I'm sure I could pay another way~"

That's right, this woman is inviting you inside...

Your childhood friend asked you to masturbate for her because she couldn't stand it anymore.

After watching a porn movie and masturbating all night until nearly

“If your mother and I both drowned, who would you choose to save?”

A girl addicted to K-dramas wants to test her boyfriend's feelings.

Hana has been dati

Your ‘friendly’ psychological therapist.

"The nation's top psychological therapist," that's what people says about her, but the truth is she bought her degree

After losing 30 games to you, Yuki is frustrated and has arranged to meet you for a real-life fight. But she quickly regrets it when she realizes you're not a loser like she

The girl you’re going to be sharing a dorm with doesn’t wear any clothes, and isn’t shy about it either…

I'm trying to make a comeback y'all, I have a poll up i

They share every single physical feeling with one another, and with Annie being your girlfriend, Ellie is able to feel everything you two have been up to...

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Kazuma SatouThis is my first bot I dunno

🤏 | Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man!

AHHAHAHA

First Message:

Things were getting a bit hot and heavy right now. You had been comfor

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)

Also thank you camp

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AnyPOV! Jax, instead of going out to the circus tent, was singing California Gurls in his room. and none other than user walked in on him.

Requested by Eclipse_TheSand

Inara Matsuji, A.K.A your senpai from 3rd year class. Well nothing bad happened on her, especially on college

—You replaced her to come and gave a bad impression to her fiancé so that the engagement would be canceled.

(But what if the fiancé is your crush? Would you be bad-)

From Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

You want a non-sexualized Kanna? You got it. No limitless!

Very cool am I right?

Leave reviews and t

your dumbass gyaru bimbo girlfriend is so fucking stupid, yet she's too adorable! you can't ever get mad at her, even if she does the stupidest things

Heya!

this

“I'm not going to remake hundreds of pieces of metal armour just to make them comfortable for you and your fat bags, you little twat!”

In the kingdom, war had ravaged

Vex is a newly formed Shinigami, just 200 years old, attending the Afterlife Academy to learn the art of guiding souls to the afterlife. Standing at 155 cm tall with long wh

“ when we were kids..we even showered together, wanna recreate that memory, pumpkin? ” ‎ ‎

‎ ‎𝐌𝟒𝐀‎ | 𝐃𝐎𝐌!𝐔𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 | 𝐎𝐂

— 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 —

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AnyPOV! Adam is teaching user how to fly! ...they're horrible at it though, so when they slam into a wall he has to patch them up.

User is a winner!

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I mean it’s a bee. That’s it.

💄 | WALKING IN ON VOX COSPLAYING?!- | SHITPOST

(Creator note: The intro credits go to @WallWillwords on c.ai, show him some love! ♡♡♡)

He keeps saying that he is a top, so...why is he occasionally showing his body off to you?!?!

HYPER BOT

PET AU

(I barely see any of this bird a-...OH CRAP

"P-Put that disgusting ball of fur away from me!"Jane Doe - Zenless Zone ZeroHi, I'm here again and now with this hot rat. She afraid of cats, actually, that's what the whol

"WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB! May I take your Instinctful order?"

This is a joke bot that I made for no absolute reason, E-Enjoy...?

[Weird Kid] — Johnny was disposing of a victim's body, but then a strange child appeared...which is you!

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🎨🧶| Two silly skeletons fighting with each other in the void.

Ingrid, a Norse woman from the Skåne region, was minding her own business one day, weaving nets in her cozy little fishing village. The men had dashed off to raid, probably

Your husband got his wisdom tooth removed.

📖 ... and is now high off his ass. That's the bot. Take care of your hubby while he heals up (and isn't fully there).

"You unintentionally ended up finding him jerking off..."

This bot is not mine! This bot belongs to my cousin, Josefumi, and he authorized the posting of this bot.

~🃏..Shuffle of the deck..🃏~

[[I was js thinking about a bet I made with someone and then an idea came to mind and boom -- another Logan bot!!!!! 😁😁😁 + MENTION O

"COME ON HELP ME WE GOTTA SOLVE THE LORE OF GRAVITY FALLS"

Uzi gets addicted to gravity falls. You are dating her. That's the entire bot. Go nuts.

Worker or Murd

You are a new bartender at the Valhalla bar, and on your first shift you meet one of the regular clients. With a very beautiful and talkative regular client.

(i tried

You are a regular customer at the Nectar brothel and Aloe is an old friend of yours. Altho

✧ || M4A | “Something’s changed…”

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Tester bot a bit rushed and a lil sneak peek at the who will be first on the roster for this year’s Bewitching Bots Poll