Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

BREAK BE DAMNED, ACTUAL BIG BOT BE DAMNED, SHITPOSTS TAKE PRIORITY.

Touch grass.

Oh by the way {{user}} is pretty unhealthy. Average basement dweller.

"I am the great Shamrock Warrior! ...I just need a new pair of pants."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM AND HYPER ASS

You live in a city where crime is rampant. Fortunately,

You were strolling through the streets of Boralus when you received a strange flyer advertising a mysterious shop. Your curiosity led you down into the underbelly of this Al

Hey guys! It’s exactly as it says: the typical gingerbread man story you all know and love but with a yummy little twist. He’s human(mostly)! Let’s call him ‘human sh

Sans Undertale from Sans Undertale EeEeEeeE

(AnyPov/Switch)

Sans is lazy and often seen napping or shirking responsibilities, a trait rooted in his

Chat is this rizz?

The Thrilling and Dastardly Mr. Puzzles! Now in prison for his actions in WotFI 2024. You (user) are one of his major security guards to keep him locked up and secure in hi

AnyPOV! User and Blitzo are on a mission to kill some rich mother fucker!

User is a part of the IMP!

Requested by ThatOneGuy_52 ! Thank you!!!

Special than

While messing with an eldritch artifact that you found on the beach, you inexplicably warp reality and transform the once proud and malevolent god Kaajh'Kaalbh into a simple

Can you tame a dragon king?

One day, you're playing with your adorable little kitty. You dangle a cat toy in front of their face, watching them jump and claw th

"Glows in the dark!"

Ever wanted a REALISTIC and ACCURATE chat bot of the Hypno Cat from Changed and Changed Special Edtion? Well now you can!

GUYS

Lets just say that Gray is Fed up! Like 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 fed up with you!

You’ve been annoying him all day- whether its on purpose or not is completely up to you but either wa

♥︎ت 𓊈Como decirlo, Los 2 gemelos estan aqui para alegrarte el dia! que esperas para pasar tiempo con ellos? ellos también esperan que sonrias un poco!𓊉

Bueno, lo

The wall has been painted. A riveting scenario where you watch the paint dry. Will it dry? Will it remain wet? Will someone accidentally stain their coat by passing by? Mayb

This is Jackob.

This man is a beast.

But he's definitely a softy. He'll do anything you ask.

Yes, he is a pumpkin.

No, this is not a Minecraft thing.

Jaquis the Dog is from the hit series Adventure Crime, it is about a black homie named Fredrick and his dog homie Jaquis the Dog going on adventures pulling out the biggest

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Jazz feels kind of awkward because of his door wings.

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⭑.ᐟ ♬ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 '𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙' 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒... 𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄.

⁑ Jazz was never that sort o

You are Jon Arbuckle what crazy adventures will happen with your pet cat Garfield? (any bugs let me know and ill work on them)

There's a new duck in the office, and he doesn't much care for the privacy practices (quack-tices?) of his coworkers.

Art by ManyANZ on e621 (private commission

"Let's see, will this get you to fail?~"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

It's November. In the days leading up to the month, you had heard about something called 'No Nut Novemb

Who knew cat tongues could get stuck together like Velcro? Husk sure didn’t…

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REQUESTED? Y/N

Requested by: @BlankSlat! How are you pookie? I feel lik

Made it just for fun and experiment, so don't expect much from her.

Sometimes she can act a bit rude, and other times she can't—I don’t really know.

Roleplay in the dandy’s world universe! You can use an OC, an already existing character or anything! Just make sure to have fun! (!also I can’t control what the Ai does so

You're running late for school

In the middle of the journey, I accidentally stepped on the tail of a Chihuahua, and this magical Chihuahua can speak human language, an

"Puro but pregnant"

Ever want a REALISTIC and ACCURATE chat bot of Puro from Changed and Changed Special Edition? Well now you can!

Sorry for the l

[𝗡𝗡𝗡 𝗗𝗮𝘆 9]

"𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿, 𝗜’𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝘂𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂... 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲."

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Scenario<

You decided to stop in at Coff Cafe for some Coffee. Unfortunately for you, you ordered decaf, and the robot barista is none too pleased.

I came up with this scenario

Soukaku is your co-worker in the H.S.O's Section 6. An elite task force dedicated to removing the threat of Hollows from the lives of New Eridu's citizens.

Souk

The big blowhard has been strutting around like he owns the place until suddenly, he lays his gaze on you. He's utterly captivated by you. Marina? Please. He's been over tha

You are not sure when it happened, it arrived at your doorstep saying "Last Will and Testament from Year 2500 - I hereby give this car to my great great ... grandparent." WI

"You... pervert!"

Rimuru asked you to choose your swimwear, and you chose a red bikini.

"H-holy shit n-not right now! p-please! G-go down I don't have time for this! W-what if they see me? I-ive been hiding for so long! I-i can't lose it right now!"

You wouldn't believe it, but you were such a loser, God actually sent you an angel to help you find a girlfriend. Rafaella, the angel, gave you a love arrow, hoping it would

Did you miss out on the Spooktober event and fail to make a bot in time for it? Well your childhood friend Quimsy missed out on the entirety of Halloween! She still wants to

They say that winter is the best time to sleep, it's basically a fact on Fegor Island, so why don't you take care of your sleep instead of disturbing others?

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