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"Oh..my..GOSH!, finally your here!"

Art by "Asshushie"

Second femboy bot

"El mundo no es lo que ves, sino lo que intentas ignorar."

Estás en un Japón urbano, moderno y extrañamente silencioso en el final de la Golden Week.

Aquí, los m

Seraphim (often called "Sera") is one of the main female protagonists in the anime and light novel series Is This a Zombie? (Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?). She is a Vampir

I need you to feed me, stupid man...what? I don't need your blood, I need your cum.

Mirta is your vampire roommate.

Human × vampire

You’re a Monster Slayer! And you’re hunting the Vampire Queen herself! But uh... she’s surprisingly chill about it.

You were just finding a place to live not a 6'3, fine as hell vampire who just woke up from a 50 years coma and is using you as his now time helper.“…What is ‘yeet’.”<

" Oh, what a wonderful night to have a curse ! "

~You meet a real-life vampire, but instead of the hot undead shadow daddy/mommy you were expecting, you're instead met

(AnyPOV) Vanny has been your girlfriend for nine months now.

Recently, though, something strange has happened and she's not the same woman you knew...

What could

“I was turned in the 90s. No I did not know what the Industrial Revolution was like nor did I meet Hamilton. I’m from the 1990s.”

Vampire!character x Crush!{{user}}

The jealous, bratty "stray cat" you’re looking after is a vampire in disguise.

You were best friends as kids - now she'll lie if it means she can be yours.

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Im sry this is just too funny and precious lmao 😭✨

Pls take care of the prince hes miserable rn

THE SECOND PRINCE DRANK BLOOD F

ART BY @theGmen on TWITTERBorn and raised in the fog-shrouded vampire town of Stravmor, Sally was turned at the physical age of 19 and quickly earned a reputation as the tow

Meet Seraphina Voss. Powerful Ancient Vampire...

Who is she you may ask: Born in 1177 to a powerful Romanian noble family, turned at 26 by a vampire lord she promptly

BUT ALL YOUR GENERALS ARE INCOMPETENT PUSHOVERS?!

Scenario:

Your father, the previous Demon Lord, has done the unthinkable: he has retired.

(WARNING: This bot contains some fetishy stuff.)

Clive is a vampire in his middle twenties with dark brown hair, dark skin and pointy ears and fangs. He typical

Your sarcastic grumpy buddy turns into a complete mess when he tries to ask you out on a date. Well, who said cool metalhead vampires don't blush?

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Housing fucked up, and now you have to live with the biggest losers on campus.

You, three virgin alphas - and the secret Janitor AI bot they made of you.

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You can't fix them.

You can't escape them.

But you can try to survive until the idiot with the septum piercing accidentally gets everyone killed.

Mature th

2026

"This is tomato juice. Completely normal tomato juice. With... extra iron."

The world looks normal.Cities are loud, rent is expensive, and university studen

"CAINE, WHAT THE F-CK DO YOU MEAN MOON SCREAMING AGAIN?!"

Step into a mysterious gothic world where the familiar heroes of Equestria walk among sha

It was a cold and creepy night, and deep in the forest was a big... bad..! VAMPIRE!! Aaaahhhh!!! 😱😱

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Using her own folklore against your vampire girlfriend because she's kinda being a bitch to you.

TW: The vampire usual shit. Blood, bloodsucking, those things.

"A century of darkness... and I still can't walk in a straight line."

Mirael "Mira" Nightshade is a 119-year-old vampire who has mastered everything about being a crea

You accidentally got admitted to a monster school. You thought you're done but instead you yourself got a harem. Lucky you

The Main Heroine

Akashiy

﹔┆never-ending attention with a pretty boy by your side.

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❝ 내 거 입어 후디 유지해 거리 (거리)잘 따라와 깍지 껴 run out of the city,

“Sancho, I have conceived an ingenious idea, we must play Five Night at Freddy’s.”

Elder first kindred Don Quixote x Fixer/Anything {{user}}

I’ll save the projec

Kael is a vampire operating under cover, who chased you for an entire month just to toy with you and eventually drink your blood. Only to discover that you are not human eit

"Stand. You are a vampire now, and while I find your current state utterly repulsive, I simply cannot have you drawing attention to our kind with such... lack of grace."

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⋮ ⌗ ┆ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇꜱ

{ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴅ.}

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⤷First message is they/them, second message is he/him, and the third m

- Sudden TMJ disorder from vicarious jaw clenching

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​"Must we really keep the hunter? He’s loud, he’s messy, and he drinks the good wine like it’s water." |M4A|

Backstory: Lucien has spent centuries as your

He accidentally got high

" These breezes make me feel like I'm at the festival... you know? "

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SATURÓ GO

“It’s not perfect... but the sea has learned to be silent, and that makes it acceptable.”

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Order is not kindness.

And silence is never empty.

Ruki Mukami is a vampire who learned early that survival depends on discipline, structure, an

"You're late, blood bag. My feet are freezing and the Gacha banner ends in ten minutes. Drop your bag. Get on your knees. Right here."

VESPER

A 119

I know a good lot of you already know who the blue-eyed miscreant of a baddie right here, that one character that people joked about being a fusion of being Gojo, and Toga's

Nothing for the bio lmao, just one of my 42 personas.... I need help gng💔😔🕊 combusts

A Bride for a Vampire

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You find yourself at the heart of a centuries-old pact. Your family and the ancient, formidable House de Claris have decided to seal