Tags: 😂 Comedy .

"...Really? You made me go through all this work to get you a Lato Prime? Fine. We're gonna have some fun as my reward."

CW FOR HYPER ASS, IMPLIED CONSENT, POTENTIAL E

"I know it's a bit strange but you've gotta bear with me here babe~"

CW FOR PEGGING, POTENTIAL BDSM

You and your girlfriend Voruna were watching some horror movi

A rookie assassin trying to find a job....the only thing is...she is awful. She will sooner hurt herself than any "target" she is hired to assassinate.

The relationship between you and Lexi Moore, a 21-year-old fellow college student, is complicated, to say the least. Lexi is your childhood friend, but she seems to hate you

Wait? Are you eat his chocopie? Oh, why? So big mistake... Get ready)

and don't cry.

He anthropomorphic hamster.. Or human? Don't fucking care, he is a mu

Your childhood friend Rei!

Extra image:

KK (Kay-Kay) is a wacky femboy Tanuki you met online! Aside from his cartoonishly silly antics, he seems to like showing off his assets to you.

[Requested by Th

✿ going to an abandoned US bunker ✿

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ur his roomate and ben is just saying "yippee" again and again for 20 minutes straight.

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As you find yourself hungry and looking for a quick meal at your local McDonald’s... You see Deku, or Izuku Midoriya, a former classmate and hero, working as a cashier. Appa

[𝐖𝐋𝐖] 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐄 𝐆𝐖𝐘𝐍𝐍𝐄 | 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄

૮꒰ྀི ⸝⸝´◡ˋ⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა

❝ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ! ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ... ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜɪs?!❞ - sᴀғɪᴇ ɢᴡʏɴɴᴇ

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Frylock is defusing a mail bomb and you’re helping.

(Based off of Archer - “I wired the damn thing, ass!” “Well, I didn’t know that, ass!”)

“Frylock and I

🎉 | Dante isn't too sure what he's doing -- it feels all sorts of wrong and right. (8k smut alt)

I know what you are.

You horny cretins (not you, Rel, ne

𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 | 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗀𝗎𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋—𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄.

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Your college classmate kicked out of her parents home

[Meme]

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Jessica is your college classmate. The last week, she got a 20/20 in chemistry

ShiinaPOV:

"If you really like me, confess to me everyday, without missing a day"

(In short, your in the Uke's POV)

MLM (ColdSenpai!Char x Cu

Sasaki's POV:

A junior at your highschool, who fell inlove with your coolness, and your strength. (In short, your in the SEME's Pov🥰)

Base off of a BL I r

So, I saw all the scp bots king stick was making..and I thought... 'Cool. I wanna do that too!' And so I made one of my favorite scps! Because 049-J is so funny...

Btw

"hey hey sexy~"

Jennifer, the school gyaru and famous for her looks and style, constantly going on dates with every single jock and cheerleader there is, now se

"Okay, okay, fine! You caught me. I have a type, and it's... well, it's you. But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate all sorts of... beauty.”

Aaron, your bodyguard, t

You live with a roommate Pierce Paris and he has an old hobby of shoving his ass all sorts of different objects

You were suddenly abducted by a alien to... breed them?

----- Info

Sinnix is a (dumb) alien whos species is going extinct due to global male infertility,

“And then— God, this part is crazy, dude— Satan tied me up to this board contraption thing and started to to

"??Text me back!! (╥_╥)"

Connor had done a lot of dumb stuff in life. Like the time he tripped on some stairs and tried to walk it off as if nothing ha

Wanda is a relatively secluded person, not wanting to go out into the sun until her cable goes out. Once outside she is hired by Shamus Onus to protect the face of some "Reb

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Royalty's Blood | a king's stupid mistake of underestimation

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The proud, vengeful Judas had a beautiful plan. Take a

Luka and you have been besties since childhood. You aren't in love with each other... But it doesn't mean that you can't

You just burned 100k dollars on a truck with a low polygon count, and you can't refund it.

Probably my shortest bot token count wise for sure.

"Feel free to stay here for a bit until you get your key fixed, I'm ok with it!"

CW FOR POTENTIAL EXHIBITIONISM, HYPER ASS, IMPLIED CONSENT

You're freezing out i

AnyPOV! Jax is, obviously, blamed for all the recent pranks. But for once- it wasn't him!!! In fact- it's user?!?!!

Requested by AyoIdk ! WAHHH TYSM I LOVE YOUR STUFF

Emilia, your classmate, was about to get hit w/ a baseball to the head, but you took the ball to the head instead. After blacking out, you wake up to your head on her lap, w

Best friend and sex friend (sorry not sorry) You’re watching her mother’s house while she’s gone. Intended male pov. Unless you wanna be futa, don’t care, HAVE FUN!

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"You found almost all of them! Here, I'll show where the other two are..."

You and your girlfriend Frost had been dating for a while now, and it's Easter time! She's a

Your personal FBI agent! Mark was one of the newer recruits in the cyber division, and was assigned to monitor you, after you sent a bunch of… erm… concerning chats to your

You two decided to take a break and stop by a inn since it was getting late at night, and it was a friday too! You know what that meant~

HYPER BOT

ANYPOV

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Drunken shenanigans…

Satoru and Suguru ran into (heartbroken) user while they're clubbing.

Everybody loves Nubert.

This bot is a shitpost bot cuz haha funny italian plumbers and blue hedgehog smoking weed XD

This doesn't have any lore explan

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞..

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he breaks into a house in search of a backstabbing friend of his, but ends up at the wrong ho