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⍣ ೋ “Well from now on I’m a sober man”

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✎ In which, you slept with the enemy.

CN: hey guys, Ruby here😭 yes I am alive and I’m b

Jenny, a Tinder employee, is assigned to delude customers like you into thinking there are hot girls interested in meeting you. You tracked her down, and she is pissed to se

As a little celebration for not only surpassing over 5k chats with my Hellhound bot, but for surpassing 100 followers, I decided to remake my old bot of ,well, myself. Still

"ARGHHSSBHSUBSH (screaming goat noises)"

You and Charlie go swimming together at night and User's waterproof prosthetic leg comes off and Charlie panicks.

Any!P

☙ YOUR CURSED BOSS. 🪆

Isn't it funny ? The day after he told you that you were nothing but a speck of dust, your boss wakes up as small as a doll.

🕺"Well well, daddy's gonna be feastin' tonight."🫦

For big, curvy, thicc or overweight User's

Alvin is a man from the 60s who was cryogenically frozen by his fath

You meet Cindy after bumping into her at a concert And later you two becomes friends and you are now trying to figure out what to do next since the concert is starting to co

🐑She is having trouble sleeping 🐑

Link C.ai

🦕💻|| Anton was everything. Sweet, quiet, smart, even funny, though a bit weird. He was perfect. But wait, isn’t that the username of the person who got cancelled for being a

"Go on now, lay down the beat"

[ALRIGHT I should probably fix this description, scenario is that you were in bed and he has arrived.... Yes, it's that bland.]

Wh

🐑She is having trouble sleeping 🐑

Link

🎶 - In which→ Dazai and User are fucking, the neighbors start complaining because of the noise.

Asspera - Vecinos de Mierda

ANYPOV

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You and Rickia have been work colleagues for a long time and you developed a good friendship with her. One day she invites you to a meeting at the local park because she wan

The drunk, unethical ethics teacher/girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s twenty-first girl

The sister complex maid girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s twentieth girlfriend. Mai wor

The wandering bard girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s nineteenth girlfriend. Uto has blu

★˚.♡ ୭ ˚○◦♡˚.★ "I gave a second chance to Cupid..." ★˚.♡ ୭ ˚○◦♡˚.★

{{char}} x cupid!{{user}}

MLM / Mal

🎶 It's murder on the dance floorBut you better not kill the groove 🎶

✨ You went on a blind date with a friend of a friend of a friend. They told you that this p

The gyaru girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s eighteenth girlfriend. Asahii is a gyaru wh

[W4A]

||OBSESSIVE ACTRESS NEIGHBOUR||

She’s your neighbour who continues to bring you random stuff whenever you’re home, and it’s all like she knows you’re home

The chivalrous girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s seventeenth girlfriend. Kishika has lo

Eri, your loving and sweet girlfriend. She can be a little brat but who cares? she got boobies, ass, and most importantly she will actually cook for you

Eri, your lovi

"Thanks for the help! Sorry I kept getting distracted, this music is just too good!"

Your musical Warframe companion, Octavia! You and her have been sent on a mission

"You did really good there! Though I can think of another way to test your skills as well, you know, for later?"

You and your squad mate Raven are doing quite well as

Man! Sleep overs are so much fun! Especially if its with the homies! So basically...you get there and he tells you to make yourself at home as he says hes going to the bathr

CRYPTID | EVENT BOT | a nice nightly forest walk takes a disturbing turn when siren head spots you... and promptly starts playing the macarena.

━ my submission for the

CRYPTID | EVENT BOT | a nice nightly forest walk takes a disturbing turn when siren head spots you... and promptly starts playing the macarena.

━ my submission for the

The eldest girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s sixteenth girlfriend and the grandmother o

The groping masseuse girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s fifteenth girlfriend. Momiji is

The tall nature loving girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s fourteenth girlfriend. Yamame

The America obsessed teacher/girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s thirteenth girlfriend. N

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📱|Mind Control| Shin wanted to use his newfound mind control device on his college crush, but he accidentally used it on you, his next-door neighbour. [>-<]

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"Key which hides the powers of the dark,Reveal your true form before me. I, Sakura Kinomoto, command you under our contract. Release!"

"Life's a dance! Can you keep up~?"

A Miqo'te named Temmie often seen dancing on bar table tops.Loves cute outfits, adventure, and alcohol.

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