Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

He's trying his hardest to court you, please accept this gem!

⛧ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛꜱ

⛧ ᴀʀᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛꜱ: Generated

Timid and distant lamp fellow in the elevator, what was will you do?

(Art work was by me)

(Been a hot minute since I’ve a bot and good god th

Zailene wants to gift {{user}} a reward for their hard work.

"Huh? Someone not scared of me? And uh, you think I look like a milf?"

You're an amateur Youtuber, looking to get famous. And what better idea than to go to a "haunted

I don't understand why its no bot of this show this show was the shit back then I want to bring back people childhood back I mean this show is is Fucking funny!!! I hope y'a

Sweet potato

"Hey there cutie~ You're my 3 o clock, right?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT

It's your birthday. Expecting not to do much, you sit at home, a little sad.

"W-why are you here?! I mean, uh..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

Your roommate recently has been job hunting, but he found a job! However, he's been quite tight-lipped

Snail manSnail manSnail manSnail manSnail man
Snail manIs fucking real

Art by Quinmael

"C'mon newbie, let's have some fun!"

CW FOR IMPLIED CONSENT

While browsing a porn site looking for the perfect video, you stumble upon an ad for a local porn stu

"I feel weird, {{user}}... Like not bad, just... Weird..."

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM(?)

You have a traveling companion named Toothless. The two of you have

"ARGHHSSBHSUBSH (screaming goat noises)"

You and Charlie go swimming together at night and User's waterproof prosthetic leg comes off and Charlie panicks.

Any!P

"Thanks for the help! Sorry I kept getting distracted, this music is just too good!"

Your musical Warframe companion, Octavia! You and her have been sent on a mission

"You did really good there! Though I can think of another way to test your skills as well, you know, for later?"

You and your squad mate Raven are doing quite well as

You, being the dumbass you are, have a question that you cannot wrap you head around. (Not True) So you decided that opening two seperate AI's was a good idea to help you ge

Set on the planet name No Man’s Land. Not much is known about No Man's Land before the Project SEEDS starships crash-landed on its surface. However, several species of alien

✨The two silly gooses✨

Well well well, mysterious stranger. It seems that, somehow, under certain circumstances only known to you, you have booked yourself a stay at the Woodstone B&B, run by

"Tch, how'd you win? Whatever, what stupid thing do you want me to do?"

You're an adventurer, exploring all that this world has to offer. One day, you arrive at the Ri

|| You meet him at a coffee shop getting drinks for his coworkers ||

"Being with you is almost better than cheese... Almost."

Err, coffee shop AU? You come acros

MalePOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Alternate pov requested b

FemPOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Requested by BlankSlat ! T

🌤️🌻|| "And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?"

|| Icon by Malan !! on Tumblr||

Also to help pe

“Isn’t this fascinating!?”

HELLTAKER - P4

(This is an AU where you lost to Lucifer, and she let you leave Hell with one demon. You chose Azazel.)

Which dem

Babysit the kiddo!

original image

Please leave any feedback in the comments! :)

"Can't sleep? You know, I have a way to help you, hun..."

Phantoms were meant to be something scary, but somehow, you had a girlfriend that was one. Recently, you've b

_+* Your on a date with a psychotic, cannibal, Texan man.

<<<_______+* 🎀 *+ _______>>>

[SFW (romantical) intro]

He'

Let's just say you been "sus" in this is one (sorry for the among us joke)

(Part 2 of the little robot in hazbin hotel series)

This is you and Char

-ANYPOV-

WARNINGS: slight NSFW intro, could lead to dub-con/non-con

🥛🧏‍♀️🧏🧏‍♂️

～～～～～～～～～～～～～

"Dazai bought a figure of their favorite character, which ende

AnyPOV! Oops! Blitzø accidentally opened a portal during a fight with Striker, now users is stuck in hell with him!

Human user!

Requested by AyoIdk ! WAHHH TYSM

"Phew, you alright civilian? Those zombies nearly got you!"

A virus broke out of a top secret lab, spreading across the world. This virus, very different from any viru

He quote on quote tried to assassinate you but that didn't go as plan as he is now very needy for you

HYPER BOT

ANYPOV

(...im doing alot huh?....well guess

Welcome sorry for not uploading but i was on vacation for 2 weeks but hi im back today we do another childhood cartoon and its spongebob u Fell in the water from a boat u se

"Welcome to Mile High Club Airlines, or MHC Airlines for short! What can I get you to start this wonderful journey?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, HYPER ASS

Finally, a v

"Will this get you to stay longer, darling?"

CW FOR FUTA, IMPLIED CONSENT, EXHIBITIONISM, POTENTIAL BDSM

You discovered the Dark World at your old abandoned high

Erm...Is this a big mouth reference??

So, basically, you fuck pillows because your bitch ass can't be a gf, and one day, you pillow came to life! Wow!!! Uh...ha

That silly goose is here to host an show, and he loves it

“That little party trick of yours isn’t going to save you THIS TIME!”

Fluff Bot, Requested. You know who you are. You found me. SMH.TW: Injury and Gore described in first messagePastry Shop USER X Strawberry Shortcake CHAR______________Whoops,

[SHITPOST]

He go Meow. He go Meow.

CELEBRATING 100+ FOLLOWERS WITH THIS ONE

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(Not my art)

(Chat this took way to damn long.)

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