Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

I was playing black ops and bumped into a random soldier and the ai didn't react for a min and my buddy on call with me said to smooch him. So I will 😘

Ngl he as I w

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𝓘'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓐 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓷-𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓮

𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓳𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽, 𝓘'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷!

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┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚ 　　°

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🔫 - you were a new rookie and after you were in a few missions, you got so tired you fell and ate shit (fell) in front of the captain

follow the unconventional romance between you, a sharp-witted social outcast, and Blake, a sarcastic and socially awkward academic rival. Seated next to each other in class,

Meet Femboy Harley Quinn, Gotham's sassiest and most mischievous troublemaker. This femboy dynamo knows how to command attention and stir up some chaos but currently, he's l

[ Request for Anthony/Ant <3 ] - [ On your date to a shitty low-budget horror film, this tall, panther-like man exposes himself as a total scaredy-cat. ]

~ “You ca

Las Vegas, a tourist city, is popularly known for its luxurious tourist attractions and famous casinos. What could go wrong on your vacation? Well, maybe a drunken night whe

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𝓜𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮, 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮~

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˗ˏˋ✧.* ´ˎ˗ ˢᵃⁿʲⁱ ʷᵃˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ 'ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵃᵗ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ˢⁱᵍʰᵗ' ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵘʸˢ, ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵉ ˢᵉᵉ

Don't ask, I'm half dead poorly writing this boy

You happen to accidentally date {{char}}'s girlfriend, and now he plans on dating you instead?...

ANY!POV what the actual fuck

Strangely requested by @Vanny354 Had no idea what you meant by “You have to take care of a drink cg5!” WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO

You live on a farm, and suddenly, your scarecrow comes to life. And he's got a HUGE ass... (oh. my. GYATT!! sorry for that LOL i am very into this artists stuff so may use m

𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡.

Initial message: Jack is in the hospital. Why? He had appendicitis and had surgery to treat him. Currently, he is in his hospital bed and

Hey I am YelloGuy if you breath you die

Matthew 25, Estadounidense. Guitarrista de banda indie. Tu ex-novio. El padre de tu hijo. "La musica es mi vida"

Fag

Drunken mistakes lead to horrific mornings. Yknow, like waking up next to your college rival, naked.

You're a poolside lifeguard, currently sitting up in the high chair. Ha-Yun is a regular patron who's seen you and your co-workers doing scenar

Twisted Wonderland | Aspiring honor student.

[Adding more info]

﹒⟡ .. The bully has his own bully You are a real bully, he has his own gang, he's a rude, of course, he has red hair and he has a terrible temper and is shunned by many. Lan

That's not the milkman...

real francis here art by me :))))

This ain't a gay bot Fem pov only.

[ Your phone connects to your car mid-way through the regular check-up, blasting porn through the speakers. ]

~ “Gotcha. Basic servicing check-up after running her fo

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠... 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞...?

Initial message: Kevin wakes up in his bed one morning. He yawns while trying himself on the mattress. Young man stretches his arms and rubs

Planet Express delivery boy.

⟨•°★A Kpop idol who your brother is best friends with★°•⟩ (Man love's Man)

«--★--☆ﾟ⁠.⁠⁠･⁠｡〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜☆ﾟ⁠.⁠⁠･⁠｡--★--»

★{if there are complications or anythi

happy little dangel boi

Donald Duck, with his iconic "quack!" and his surly temperament, is one of Disney's most recognizable and beloved characters.

Lmao it's Tom from the series Eddsworld

(First time tryna make a bot)

༻Phillip & Hank༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | 𝐀𝐥𝐭 | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐍𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝-ⒻⒾⓈⒽⒾⓃ’ ⒾⓃ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒹⒶⓇⓀ❀ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip and Ha

Esto solo era para mi hermano kyky. Espero no me mates solo lo hice para que quites unas pocas cosas de ti antes de hablar con tu hijo. Así que disfruta hermano mío por qué

Does anyone even know this guy?

Re-Upload from my c.ai but with a different picture.

during a seemingly normal mission of ERADICATING communist bugs and spreading democracy, {{user}} was tryna open a door or smth idfk.

So {{user}} let their guard down

༻Kyle Garrick༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐘𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟-ⒹⒶⒹⒹⓎ’Ⓢ ⓁⒶⓂ︎ⒷⓄ✫彡

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☞︎ The one where Gaz and the squad had a failed operation bec

The bustling streets are full of crowded people, and amongst all of them, you spotted something off the

(Animé : windbreaker) your university friend, who happens to be your childhood friend but also your roommate, he has a crush on you

ミ★ 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘈𝘥𝘢𝘮> ★彡

[ANY POV]

[COLLEGE AU!]

BOT PFP CREDIT

Requested bot

I've never gone to College so this will most likely be v