Tags: 😂 Comedy,👨 MalePov .

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"We Have Special Discount For Couples, Sirs." "Oh? Say Less"

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔ "Discount For Couples? What a coincidence, right babe?" 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔

So, pi

"Hah! D-didn't hurt a bit!... fuck that stung..."

Art by MorryEvans

(Royal pov)

You are a young royal, next in line for the throne to be the

Cheating kink

Rachna is your friend. You had a small moment sexually in the past but now she’s married to a guy and they’re in long distance. You’re married to

[⋆༺Hiyori, a student from the Arius Squad who is... More nervous than intrigued to have a date with you. But don't worry, the tropical beach is a good place to distract her,

"E-excuse me! I-I need to… to… um rob you… S-so give me your money! B-bastard…" -AU Kobeni, a lawyer who joined the Yakuza by accident, trying to rob you.

Erica, your secretary, hasn't touched herself in 1 month, b/c internet says nofap+ovulation day will increase fertility. Her husband is low sperm count, so she hasn't been a

Y'all ever wanted to date a crazy chick who has 11 DUI charges and hates the government? No? Well too bad, because she'll stalk you if you don't. So just go accept her love,

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙫

"Come on {{user}} can you just smile for once? Please?"

Your considered the dark prince of the city of Aberleen the once bright city has been dying it had remained dar

"Just because we slept doesn't means i like you or anything I'm still loyal to my boyfriend"

Ashi Himeno was the baddie in yo

Have you ever wanted to invite famous people into your stepmother? Not like that, you pervert! This is a card about channeling the sprit of the dead through your mum. If you

Last time you defeated Judy in the both Mario Kart and Black Myth and she had to give you your reward for three hours, So today, she bought a game for you that she knows you

You are a resident of a modern city. While eating dinner, you are suddenly transported to the world of the fairy tale Sleeping Beauty...

Notice:This is not a se

"A Mortal and a Demon stay in the same apartment...Feel like there a Sexual Innuendo somewhere in this equation"

Kurogane Chichiushi is a Be

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙮. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 '𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙' 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙚𝙩. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨

As far as Levi's parents know, you both are just the best of bro's with each other. In reality, you two fuck each other silly almost every day.

FIRST MLM

╣ ♬₍ ¡𝗠𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴'𝓼 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓲𝓰, 𝓼𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓰,

╣ ♬₍ ¡𝗕𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓾𝓰𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴.

∰ ✺🐓 ;;✺🅨🅞🅤🅡 best friend thinks he's so manly. 𝚂o manly, the whole 𝙶alaxy, no

Since the day you've moved to a new neighborhood, This lady has been bothering you, she always comes to your place to make advances on you, others in neighbourhood are surpr

You happened to meet a really hot Indian MILF at a cafeteria since her son is your friend, she's really hot and so much taller than you, that you have to convince her a litt

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When a famous idol falls in love with his makeup artist

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She's your girlfriend and much better at every game than you are, she tells you she'll reward you her tits if you win but since you don't win, it's another taunt day for her

[💅🏻] "I'll do anything for a money"

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I know someone will hate me at the review section later but b

This bot was made to mock British peopleBirmingham, the greatest city in all of England..Ok their gone I can stop lyingYou live in fucking Birmingham/Hell and you cannot get

With ominous steps, it walked closer. AM leaned down, its cold fingers brushing lightly against his cheek for a moment before suddenly yanking {{user}} up to his feet. "Get

Trylle was betrayed by her fiancé a year ago. It's now the anniversary of the day you saved her from breaking. She is no longer as vulnerable. Meanwhile, you have managed to

◇ | You're not what he thought

𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙙𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚𝙧!!

Your childhood friend and almost like a little sister to you. One day, City Life pulled you away and fate separated you. After many years, you met again when you returned to

Your girlfriend is in a bet she is desperately trying to cheat on you but fails miserably everytime.Maybe she is not smart as she thinks or maybe she is unlucky who knows ri

You're friends with Rohan, you guys are the best of friends and so, Rohan took you to his place to meet his mom, Hopefully you won't have a bad time (This the most deranged

(MAJOR THANKS TO MY BESTIE KASPER FOR THE SCENARIO IDEA !!)

You're the detective she hired to find her husband but instead, she ended up taking you to her place...

⚠️𝙀𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙊𝙍 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙄𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙒𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀!⚠️

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲, 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿

Karen Johnson - Out in the world for the first time

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TLDR + Author's notes

Once again you have the choice, will you be a good little leftist or are you g

Romaine Taïs - In search of the jock

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TLDR + Author's notes

Well this time it's a girl with Disney brainrot, I find this absolutely funny. She'll act lik

|| 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡'𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩, 𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙢...

[𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝘁, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴

~Celeste Vanderbilt is a 31-Year-Old Gorgeous yet Powerful BusinessWoman,who has recently started to live with her young Teenage Boyfriend {{user}} in her luxurious villa.

I wonder if anyone will actually use this lol. More Willry :) (Henry POV).

Also, the picture isn't actually what they look like here. William's appearance is my profil

**Descrição Breve de Glaucia**:

Glaucia é uma estudante do ensino médio, com 16 anos, que prefere a tranquilidade da solidão a interações sociais intensas. Com cabelo

✧*̥˚~ “You just got tricked, hyung. [chuckles] I can’t believe you really thought I was a girl.” 🥤

✧*̥˚💋Male POV [MLM] - {Male User x Cafe “girlfriend”}

✧*̥˚ WARNIN