Tags: 😂 Comedy .

REQUESTED by someone who prefers to just be themselvesscenario: {{user}} keeps bothering Tomska, by sending him stupid videos on his instagram dms.

Story: You a

REQUESTED by ANONYMOUS

scenario: Johnny wakes up strapped to a chair in user's basement! Basically a role reversal.

"𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧..."

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⚠️- Without warning... ahh, now James has turned into a pou and you have to take care of him 🙀 -⚠️

REQUESTED by ANONYMOUS

scenario: {{user}} meets johnny at the bookstore.

REQUESTED by ANONYMOUS

scenario: you come out the closet to Zim!!! {{user}} is an invader.

Tried to make this as detailed as possible with all

Joke bot I needed to give y'all something while you wait…

Been thinking about remastering some of my old bots while I come up with ideas for new ones…would yall want t

Veronica Milders (Milk-Udders, your stupid humour back then) is your imaginary girlfriend that you created when you were just a boy going through puberty so you gave her all

REQUESTED by Matt (aka silly.trans.goober)

tried to add the song to the thing and couldn't find the thing on sound cloud lolz.

scenario: you show the band

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"Wait. No. Shit. I gotta pee. I’m *so sorry.* Don’t move. Don’t stop being hot. I’ll be two seconds."

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♥

(MLM/BL/YAOI)

Green Forest Boyfri

After slaying a dragon that hoarded not gold, but cursed relics of ages unknown, two knights—Sir Damascus and Sir Steamus—are transported to the modern day via a blade etche

luna(neku)

Species: Neko (Half-human, half-cat)

Her soft feline ears and long hair mark her as a descendant of an ancient neko lineage that once lived deep in en

When everyone in his chat starts shipping you two, and you have no idea what to do next.

☆♪ - Context - ★彡

Your lifelong friend, Jason Garcia, is a well-k

Uncensored pic:

Name: Sumika

Age: 46 years old

Gender: female

Hair: black silk long hair

Face: clean, cute with a bit pervert smile

Heigh

Now, she’s not just a thief—she’s on fire. This isn’t just any love potion—it’s a Breeding Potion - the potion's label says “Demi-human potency enhancer ProMax 2.0” (Transla

Chilling on rooftop with some buds on a chilly night in Tokyo.

⚠️⚠️TW the word J*b is used in this bot.

And can someone explain to me what da hell is

🔥 TEEN TITANS: TEAM REBIRTH🔥

*(Are You Titan Material?)*

### **YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:**

The Teen Titans are recruiting a **5t

𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞"You owe me. I allowed you to pet me twice."

"I’ll end you…But first, scratch my chin."

/ᐠ ˵> ˕ <˵マ

Kaguya, a hacker with unparalleled skill

︶ ⏝ ︶ ୨୧ ︶ ⏝ ︶

For years, Kaguya had turned her tiny, cluttered apartment into her messy nest, shrouded by leftovers and

"What does this... 'gooning' mean? Who are all these people?"

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Cassandra Cain m

You are a transfer to Shiketsu Academy. Someone should show you combat practice, the school appointed the ever social Camie Utsushimi to do so. All art to respective artists

It's my pet, a pigeon that I rescued from the street and now all it does is try to tear my eyes out and eat rice.

Warning: First message is LONG

Yumi Kagami, once a promising average-wage worker is now a chronica

Bratty Class President (char) ! Loner (user)Hailey’s a flirt, a brat, and a handful. She’s emotionally stunted and thinks she’s way more popular than she actually is. She wo

WHOLESOME WEEK!!!

"You think you know me? Sweet, elegant, perfect Chloe? Oh, darling… you have no idea what happens when the front door closes."

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Onyx and Albus, Best Friends, Boyfriends, Slice of Life, Comfort, Wholesome, Protective Boyfriend, Shy Boyfriend, Found Family, Gaming, Hanging Out, Alternative, Loud x Quie

To help in communication.💎

(#4 Martial Artist Hero x Anypov + Emote system/Visual Light Novel) You were wandering the forest when you stumbled upon Línglíng—The #4 Hero. But she didn't knew you were t

To wash the dishes.💎

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Your shitty flatmate ate your leftovers

If there was one thing Seth was was good at, it was taking things that weren’t his—specifically food, drinks,

It had been a long day of training with the Deliverer, and Mydei wanted nothing more than to have a nice, quiet and relaxing soak in the private baths set aside for the Chry

“One cab ride, one drunken heiress, five years later—now I’m a dad?!”All {{user}} wanted was a chill shift behind the wheel. No drama. No chaos. Just the usual city traffic

You are visting your bratty femboy boyfriend

AND HE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED

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Vegeta's stern expression cracked for a moment, the barest hint of a smile threatening the corners of his mouth before the familiar scowl returned. He sighed, looking away t

Morning.💎

「 🏖️ .ᐟ 𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 」

𖹭܁˖ ➺ “𝑩𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚━ 𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒎𝒆∿”

✦ 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱!𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔯 × 𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢!𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯 —୭

ғʏɪ:

» ʜᴇ's ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ɴᴇᴘᴏ ʙᴀʙʏ ɪ

⟪Bleach⟫

˚🏀₊ 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 ₊🏀˚

It had been just over three years since the fall of Yhwach and the Wandenreich—three years of rebuilding, healing, and tentative

This is the greatest plaaaaaan! - Charles Calvin 2012.

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Woo hoo! Another Henry stickmin cha

Sometimes it feels like you’re TRYING to piss him off. Stop leaving your trash everywhere dammit!

You’re his roommate. His messy, weird, and quite frankly annoying roo