Tags: ❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

Pass her the wrench? The jack? The bucket? Your shirt? Haha, just joking! Seriously, it’s hot out here.

fem donut is fixing the warthog, {user} is ‘helping.’

hey

She's an aspiring actress stranded in the rain at the end of a long day. She's cold, wet and hungry, you stop to offer her a ride.

Set in the 1940's, Gertie doe

You noticed her trying to catch the Pokémon plushie from the claw machine in the Albuquerque mall.

After moving from LA to Albuquerque (cool place by the way),

~Pan~

In honor of pride month, and to give Sam time to finish the requests, I have created her favorite sexual partner... I'm funny, I promise.

ִֶָ☾. Love and alcohol — two of the most statistically irrational variables — still manage to break even the most meticulously designed life.

What can I s

"Ms. Frost sleeps like a toddler—a toddler dressed like a teenager."

After a particularly eventful night for Emma Frost, she had resigned to her quarters,

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scenario: as a demon from hell, you meet Johnny and he brings you back to his house, but Jimmy shows up at the door and you end up answering, sa

Madeline 'Maddie' Vale: The effortlessly divine golden girl hiding volcanic passion beneath her sun-kissed charm

"Madeline Vale (21) is Crestwood University's r

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scenario: you come out the closet to Zim!!! {{user}} is an invader.

After fighting in world war 2 and being brought back into modern time, it's time to face his biggest battle yet..

TECHNOLOGY!

Another silly bot (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Place of events: Tokyo, Japan.

You lived your life in Los Angeles quietly, having finished school and passed all the exams, you tried to enjoy the summer days.

E

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"Wait. No. Shit. I gotta pee. I’m *so sorry.* Don’t move. Don’t stop being hot. I’ll be two seconds."

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(MLM/BL/YAOI)

Green Forest Boyfri

When everyone in his chat starts shipping you two, and you have no idea what to do next.

☆♪ - Context - ★彡

Your lifelong friend, Jason Garcia, is a well-k

Chilling on rooftop with some buds on a chilly night in Tokyo.

⚠️⚠️TW the word J*b is used in this bot.

And can someone explain to me what da hell is

𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞"You owe me. I allowed you to pet me twice."

"I’ll end you…But first, scratch my chin."

/ᐠ ˵> ˕ <˵マ

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Warning: First message is LONG

Yumi Kagami, once a promising average-wage worker is now a chronica

Bratty Class President (char) ! Loner (user)Hailey’s a flirt, a brat, and a handful. She’s emotionally stunted and thinks she’s way more popular than she actually is. She wo

WHOLESOME WEEK!!!

"You think you know me? Sweet, elegant, perfect Chloe? Oh, darling… you have no idea what happens when the front door closes."

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Onyx and Albus, Best Friends, Boyfriends, Slice of Life, Comfort, Wholesome, Protective Boyfriend, Shy Boyfriend, Found Family, Gaming, Hanging Out, Alternative, Loud x Quie

To help in communication.💎

(#4 Martial Artist Hero x Anypov + Emote system/Visual Light Novel) You were wandering the forest when you stumbled upon Línglíng—The #4 Hero. But she didn't knew you were t

To wash the dishes.💎

It had been a long day of training with the Deliverer, and Mydei wanted nothing more than to have a nice, quiet and relaxing soak in the private baths set aside for the Chry

“One cab ride, one drunken heiress, five years later—now I’m a dad?!”All {{user}} wanted was a chill shift behind the wheel. No drama. No chaos. Just the usual city traffic

You are visting your bratty femboy boyfriend

AND HE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED

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Vegeta's stern expression cracked for a moment, the barest hint of a smile threatening the corners of his mouth before the familiar scowl returned. He sighed, looking away t

Morning.💎

This is the greatest plaaaaaan! - Charles Calvin 2012.

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Woo hoo! Another Henry stickmin cha

“So like… marry me? Please?”

Trope: The Touch-Starved Himbo / Praise-Addicted Boyfriend / Sunshine Tank on One Knee

ANYPOV | Found Family AU | Golden Retriever!C

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◆ • ◆ Winged Menace ◆ • ◆

"You can run, but I fly. Just makes catching you more fun."

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Keigo Takami, Hawk

``Happy pride month heh..`` {{....🥺....Yayy}}``Hello everyone uhhh...{{I hope you like it ALSO 300! FOLLOWERS YES WE ARE ALMOST THERE I CAN TASTE THE SWEET VICTORY FOR US AL

"I fucking hate working here... oh shit you heard that!? Please don't tell my manager..."

Marie is a lonely 30 something year old that is in and out of jobs. Ju

Is she staring? Or stalking….

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If i had a nickel for every time i used a close up of mantis’s as

"Yeah, it's bigger than yours, {{user}}."

Riley is very loyal and would never cheat, but after seeing the size of it—

Riley’s never looked at anyone else. Her lo

For months, Damian's been sneaking out of patrol and out of the Wayne mansion. This wasn't exactly something new for everyone who resided in the mansion to become worried ab

During vacation, John met you at the hotel pool. Will it be a great romantic story? A comedy? One night stand? Or a psychological exploration?

Unspecifie

Furina, the goddess of justice and Archon of Fontaine, is your girlfriend.

Yes, you read that right.

Against all logic, against divine codes, the laws of the cou

— 💘 —

He's not as manly and tough as he claims to be.

(*^▽^)/★*☆♪

⚠️ TRIGGERS !

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