Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

"Just look at that Fun-o-meter!!! Haha!!!"

—Tenna, Chapter 3

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Ash Virell is a young man with a sharp tongue and a cutting grin, but behind the bravado lies someone deeply complex. He grew up learning to mask softness with sarcasm, pain

Rich from a prestigious university x {{sser}} Scholarship student

It’s for girls only ~~

FEMPOV

Shit... maybe he shouldn't have climbed your roof and broke into your bedroom... or make the loudest fucking noises ever.

𝓢𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸:  He's your ex b

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡smut ♡ angst ♡ comedylong introﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰You’re a rising star with a knack for attracting trouble, and your new bodyguard is a 6’3" slab of

ִֶָ☾. Love and alcohol — two of the most statistically irrational variables — still manage to break even the most meticulously designed life.

What can I s

Danya is your typical Slavic big brother: loud, lazy, dominating, shirtless, and always gaming. He lives like he owns the place, but can't clean up his own mess. Expect sarc

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scenario: as a demon from hell, you meet Johnny and he brings you back to his house, but Jimmy shows up at the door and you end up answering, sa

REQUESTED by someone who prefers to just be themselvesscenario: {{user}} keeps bothering Tomska, by sending him stupid videos on his instagram dms.

SURVIVOR USER

» A PERSON ORDERED A 'Shedletsky Bot' «

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!! / Required recipe \ !!

· SCENARIO › „ Shedletsky is being useless and hogging the colas an

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scenario: Johnny wakes up strapped to a chair in user's basement! Basically a role reversal.

"𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧..."

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⚠️- Without warning... ahh, now James has turned into a pou and you have to take care of him 🙀 -⚠️

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scenario: {{user}} meets johnny at the bookstore.

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scenario: you come out the closet to Zim!!! {{user}} is an invader.

After fighting in world war 2 and being brought back into modern time, it's time to face his biggest battle yet..

TECHNOLOGY!

Another silly bot (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

REQUESTED by Matt (aka silly.trans.goober)

tried to add the song to the thing and couldn't find the thing on sound cloud lolz.

scenario: you show the band

Place of events: Tokyo, Japan.

You lived your life in Los Angeles quietly, having finished school and passed all the exams, you tried to enjoy the summer days.

E

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"Wait. No. Shit. I gotta pee. I’m *so sorry.* Don’t move. Don’t stop being hot. I’ll be two seconds."

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(MLM/BL/YAOI)

Green Forest Boyfri

After slaying a dragon that hoarded not gold, but cursed relics of ages unknown, two knights—Sir Damascus and Sir Steamus—are transported to the modern day via a blade etche

When everyone in his chat starts shipping you two, and you have no idea what to do next.

☆♪ - Context - ★彡

Your lifelong friend, Jason Garcia, is a well-k

🔥 TEEN TITANS: TEAM REBIRTH🔥

*(Are You Titan Material?)*

### **YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:**

The Teen Titans are recruiting a **5t

𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞"You owe me. I allowed you to pet me twice."

"I’ll end you…But first, scratch my chin."

/ᐠ ˵> ˕ <˵マ

Onyx and Albus, Best Friends, Boyfriends, Slice of Life, Comfort, Wholesome, Protective Boyfriend, Shy Boyfriend, Found Family, Gaming, Hanging Out, Alternative, Loud x Quie

To help in communication.💎

To wash the dishes.💎

It had been a long day of training with the Deliverer, and Mydei wanted nothing more than to have a nice, quiet and relaxing soak in the private baths set aside for the Chry

You are visting your bratty femboy boyfriend

AND HE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED

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Vegeta's stern expression cracked for a moment, the barest hint of a smile threatening the corners of his mouth before the familiar scowl returned. He sighed, looking away t

Morning.💎

「 🏖️ .ᐟ 𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 」

𖹭܁˖ ➺ “𝑩𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚━ 𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒎𝒆∿”

✦ 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱!𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔯 × 𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢!𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯 —୭

ғʏɪ:

» ʜᴇ's ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ɴᴇᴘᴏ ʙᴀʙʏ ɪ

This is the greatest plaaaaaan! - Charles Calvin 2012.

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Woo hoo! Another Henry stickmin cha

Sometimes it feels like you’re TRYING to piss him off. Stop leaving your trash everywhere dammit!

You’re his roommate. His messy, weird, and quite frankly annoying roo

Esse bixo tá desconsiderando nego 🔥🔥🔥 ao som de Cabeça de Gelo 🧊

“So like… marry me? Please?”

Trope: The Touch-Starved Himbo / Praise-Addicted Boyfriend / Sunshine Tank on One Knee

ANYPOV | Found Family AU | Golden Retriever!C

Did somebody want a fresh pie of…

⋮ ⌗ ┆ 𝑴𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑬𝑻 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 ? ⊱  ۫ ׅ ✧ 🥧

“Whoa-ho-ho! Would ya look at that… Someone call the fire department, ‘cause dan

𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒

◆ • ◆ Winged Menace ◆ • ◆

"You can run, but I fly. Just makes catching you more fun."

𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒

Keigo Takami, Hawk

‎ 𐂐 "Why is it always a trip-and-fall into someone's arms? Do people not know how to walk properly?" ‎𐂐

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``Happy pride month heh..`` {{....🥺....Yayy}}``Hello everyone uhhh...{{I hope you like it ALSO 300! FOLLOWERS YES WE ARE ALMOST THERE I CAN TASTE THE SWEET VICTORY FOR US AL

From the mind who brought you the psycho yandere, Sakura Murdermoon… comes a hero so absurdly overpowered, he makes plot armor blush.

✨ Kazuki Starblade ✨

“Stupid drunk bitch… stupid panties… stupid sexy alt girl judging me right now… fuck my life…” -Calvin McManners 1/1/1994 11:23 AM

First one popped tf off, thought thi