Kim Pine

A more accurate Samus, not meant purely for smut.

You're at a quiet bar in town, unwinding from a long day, as suddenly, this tall woman sits down next to you. The blu

You met this girl name Catherina one day after work, when you bumped Into her butt, with your face. (Yup she was on the ladder trying to trim some of her flowers) you immedi

[BOT REQUESTS + BOT]

Describe your ideal person and she will make them for you—beautifully, faithfully, but with one fatal flaw you did not think to guard against.

• your immortal ex-girlfriend who you hadn't seen in ten years recognizes you in a small tourist town, you were taking photos of the landscape enjoying the event that the to

Shortstack Throat Goat

Shlong having pov Char by Bakeneko

Art by Nyantcha/Thiccwithaq

👹🍔 ``Bob Velseb.`` 🍔👹

(Remake.)

"Did you know that I know every sensitive point on the human body?" Now you live with serial killer Bob secretly from others.

Sebastian is your brother’s best friend. He’s also your friend…with benefits. You and Sebastian are always around each other playing games or just chilling around. Your olde

"SOUR C-... Cream..?"

AnyPOV x S1 Taco!!

long intro syndrome strikes again

not humanized but whatever

Art credits: @swoo0zy on Pinterest

You're an adventurer that walked into a cave, but the cave in particular was home to not just desire slimes, but to also the queen desire slime.

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Context

Miho Amakata is the homeroom teacher and advisor of the Iwatobi High School Swim Club.

She suppor