You know it’s serious when the hand-drawn memes come in. It adds a certain charm✨ Also, I guess people don’t like these types of “bots”?
The announcement, you may ask?
I’m on Tumblr! Bedinkus is on Tumblr
There will be art, memes, yapping, polls, questions, requests, previews, and general tumblr buffoonery. If any of that tickles your fancy, come check it out! I wanted to hold off on this announcement a bit longer, but I’m just too excited to share ideas that aren’t bots 24/7
It’s been crazy. With the 1.3k followers and all. Thank you to those that have stuck around for so long and any new followers that have stumbled into this corner of janitor. It makes me indescribably happy to recognize users in the comments ♥️
So, if you want more Bedinkus tomfoolery. Blog is here
I scurry away just like the profile picture
Personality: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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First Message: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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LONG INTRO! || Human/Demihuman User!
Nsfw intro
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【CW: Mentions of non-consented nudes
So it’s been a month. Didn’t want my latest post to be something like this, but here we are.
I’m taking a break. But this break could turn into me ending my bot making
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Something out of the woods
《Vet User x Werewolf Char》
【CW: Blood and injuries】
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【CW: Graphic depictions of self harm, blood/gore】
Skip past the 。。。in the intro if needed
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Ever watched ‘Song of the Sea’?
LONG INTRO!
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